Ellipticals - Tools of the Devil

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
The guys a garbage man from Nova Scotia, it's not like you can expect much.

We don't all work as garbage men, just because that is all you can do.

Obviously it is as you can't afford a subscription. 😛 😉 😉

I thought garbage men made better wages! 😛

If not for you guys I guess we'd be stuck with a heap of garbage!

Originally posted by Kewpie
What's wrong with Nova Scotia? Apart from the obvious.

You sound like HOH'S echo, echo, echo!!!

Try coming up with something original for a change. 😛

Originally posted by Widdershins
God damn.

When I get the inclination, I speed walk on a treadmill at a 10% incline. None of that running nonsense -- that ruins the knees.

How many miles do you speed walk?

Do you do some stationary bike afterwards?

Originally posted by Very Rusty
We don't all work as garbage men, just because that is all you can do.

Obviously it is as you can't afford a subscription. 😛 😉 😉

I thought garbage men made better wages! 😛

If not for you guys I guess we'd be stuck with a heap of garbage!

Why do you think I need a membership you effeminate, short panted, big blue helmet wearing troll?

From what I hear the only reason your father got anywhere with your mother is because he told her that butt sex was a cure for diarrhea. You, of course, were the unfortunate result.

Now leave me be or you'll get more of the same.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Why do you think I need a membership you effeminate, short panted, big blue helmet wearing troll?

From what I hear the only reason your father got anywhere with your mother is because he told her that butt sex was a cure for diarrhea. You, of course, were the unfortunate result.

Now leave me be or you'll get more of the same.

It would mean a lot more if you told me in person! 😛 😉 😉


I don't think you exercised a day in your life from the looks of the tire waist in the picture of you with the dog on the sofa.

When is the last time you had your heart rate up to 140-150? Or do you even know what I'm talking about.

About all you can do is talk tough on here, we both know you'd run or wet yourself in person! 😛 😉 😉

Aren't you a little old for father/mother put downs? They'd both kick your ass in their day!!

BTW: It was you who started with me, not the other way around just for the record. I realize this is the only place you can be tough! 😉 😛

I love to banter & have fun, you like to throw insults here as you would't dare do it in the real world, lets be honest my friend! 😉

Edits: Trying to keep the Spelling coppers happy! 😉 😛

Originally posted by Very Rusty
It would mean a lot more if you told me in person you coward! 😛 😉 😉


I don't think you exercised a day in your life from the looks of the tire waist in the picture of you with the dog on the sofa.

When is the last time you had your heart rate up to 140-150? Or do you even know what I'm talking about.

About all you can do is talk tough on h ...[text shortened]... lets be honest my friend! 😉

Edits: Trying to keep the Spelling coppers happy! 😉 😛

I find it amusing that you are fixated on how I look in an 8 year old picture. Oh, and you're never going to get the chance to have me feed you your teeth, it's the Internet you idiot.

I'll continue my work as your behavioural modification specialist until you are cured. However, if both your parents have downs, as you've allude to, I'm not sure you can be helped. And I am helping you to be abetter person.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I find it amusing that you are fixated on how I look in an 8 year old picture. Oh, and you're never going to get the chance to have me feed you your teeth, it's the Internet you idiot.

I'll continue my work as your behavioural modification specialist until you are cured. However, if both your parents have downs, as you've allude to, I'm not sure you can be helped. And I am helping you to be abetter person.

The only person you want to help is yourself. I look after my body & have a personal trainer.

You're correct you must be a lot bigger since the 8 year old picture...Lets see the new improved you.>>ROFLMAO<<

The only teeth you'd be picking up my friend would be yours if I caught up with you, Interwebs mouth piece! 😛 😉

You really are too old for the Mother/Father put down, & guess what it makes you look like the IDIOT! 😛 😉 🙂

Always a pleasure putting you in your place!

Originally posted by Very Rusty
The only person you want to help is yourself. I look after my body & have a personal trainer.

You're correct you must be a lot bigger since the 8 year old picture...Lets see the new improved you.>>ROFLMAO<<

The only teeth you'd be picking up my friend would be yours if I caught up with you, Interwebs mouth piece! 😛 😉

You really are too old fo ...[text shortened]... t it makes you look like the IDIOT! 😛 😉 🙂

Always a pleasure putting you in your place!

Mawhahaha! You're the coward.

Let's see some pics of your Mom. I've never pleasures myself to a downs chick before.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Mawhahaha! You're the coward.

Let's see some pics of your Mom. I've never pleasures myself to a downs chick before.

Sticks & stones, etc., etc., boring hoh. We both know from past conversations you'd sooner run than confront a situation! 😛

So, why not just say you are embarrassed to show your new improved looks as it just doesn't exist.

Now, you're really making yourself look Silly!

Also, I'm sure the only pleasure you get is from pictures.

Wife is probably pretty sick of you by now I'm assuming? 😛

You got nothing, & I am getting bored!!!

I think I'll go play some chess...OH there is an idea, want to have a match & who ever loses stays off of the GF for a month? 😉 😛

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Sticks & stones, etc., etc., boring hoh. We both know from past conversations you'd sooner run than confront a situation! 😛

So, why not just say you are embarrassed to show your new improved looks as it just doesn't exist.

Now, you're really making yourself look Silly!

Also, I'm sure the only pleasure you get is from pictures.

Wife is prob ...[text shortened]... is an idea, want to have a match & who ever loses stays off of the GF for a month? 😉 😛

Why not make it a real game? Lose and your off RHP completely, for good.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Why not make it a real game? Lose and your off RHP completely, for good.

Ok for that we'll have to play in person!

You up for it?

Two games where you live, & two games where I live!

I can't think of a more fair way of doing it.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Ok for that we'll have to play in person!

You up for it?

Two games where you live, & two games where I live!

I can't think of a more fair way of doing it.

On RHP or nowhere. 4 games would be acceptable. One at a time. Maximum time limits (no skulls taken). Databases allowed as per the TOS. No engines.

As you're clearly worried about me cheating, I'd suggest a ref of your choice. I'll submit to their judgement.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
On RHP or nowhere. 4 games would be acceptable. One at a time. Maximum time limits (no skulls taken). Databases allowed as per the TOS. No engines.

As you're clearly worried about me cheating, I'd suggest a ref of your choice. I'll submit to their judgement.

In person is the only way we can both be sure of no 3rd party help.

Yes, I am indeed concerned about you cheating.

Why do you have a problem with in person? I'll even go to you first & after I win the first two games, you can always conceed & not have to make the trip yourself.

At the same time, we can have a nice conversation.

I say it is a win, win way to go!

A great way to clear the air.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
In person is the only way we can both be sure of no 3rd party help.

Yes, I am indeed concerned about you cheating.

Why do you have a problem with in person? I'll even go to you first & after I win the first two games, you can always conceed & not have to make the trip yourself.

At the same time, we can have a nice conversation.

I say it is a win, win way to go!

A great way to clear the air.

Just admit you're a coward.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Just admit you're a coward.

Are you an IDIOT? 😛 ( I'm thinking you'll pay attention closer this way as you enjoy name calling.) 😉 😉

I want to meet him in person to play the games! (What part of that is COWARD? )

Same if I played anyone else with a bet the person leave RHP.

My bet was just to stay off of the GF for a month.