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Facts About Americans For British People

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
4) Juniors cheesecake is AWESOME!!!
5) Not all Americans have straight teeth.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
5) Not all Americans have straight teeth.
6) Not all Americans are brash and loud-mouthed, Texans are very polite, and say howdy, sir and mam.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Technically I am American (North American)
1) Not all Canadians live in igloos
2) We beat the Americans in a war (1812)
On 2) - That was the Nova Scotia thing wasn't it?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
On 2) - That was the Nova Scotia thing wasn't it?
ummm no - we burned down Washington DC...

Sorry about that....

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America beat the British in WW1 and WW2 and can do it again if the limeys want to get cute with us.

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Originally posted by Zapp Brannigan
America beat the British in WW1 and WW2 and can do it again if the limeys want to get cute with us.
no, they 'helped' the birtish in ww1 & 2.

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Originally posted by trev33
no, they 'helped' the birtish in ww1 & 2.
It was a joke dummy

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Originally posted by Zapp Brannigan
It was a joke dummy
obviously not a very good one...

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Originally posted by Zapp Brannigan
It was a joke dummy
I'm a big fan of yours, Zap... not as big a fan as you are, but a fan none the less.

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'm a big fan of yours, Zap... not as big a fan as you are, but a fan none the less.

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Thank you, I'm a 25 star general you know.

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Originally posted by Zapp Brannigan
Thank you, I'm a 25 star general you know.
EROTIC!~

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
More or less. And some of the more reckless Canadians have been known to marry the grizzly bears. 😲
And I have the scars to prove it too.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
And I have the scars to prove it too.
OMG OMG OMG

This dredged up an OLD memory....a joke......about a guy retires, moves to the remotest part of canada to get away from people....after a year of living alone there's a knock on the door from a BIG HUGE BEARDED neighbor that lives 20 miles away, inviting him to a party.....he asks about it and the guy goes on about there being drinking....maybe fighting as the evening progresses....followed by wild sex.....


And I can't remember the punch line.

Anybody?

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Originally posted by Zapp Brannigan
OMG OMG OMG

This dredged up an OLD memory....a joke......about a guy retires, moves to the remotest part of canada to get away from people....after a year of living alone there's a knock on the door from a BIG HUGE BEARDED neighbor that lives 20 miles away, inviting him to a party.....he asks about it and the guy goes on about there being drinking. ...[text shortened]... progresses....followed by wild sex.....


And I can't remember the punch line.

Anybody?
Guy says, great, I'm in. What should I wear?

Big guy says, don't matter much, just gonna be you and me. 😉

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Originally posted by sbacat
Guy says, great, I'm in. What should I wear?

Big guy says, don't matter much, just gonna be you and me. 😉
LOLOLOLOL

Yes....thank you, that's the punchline.

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