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@earl-of-trumps said
I get a chuckle at how bears do it. (Black bears, I think)
The mom chases the cub up a tree and tells it not to come down. Well, they figure that is what the mom conveys to the cub because the cub never gets down until it is desperate.

That's called growing up fast. Go fend for yourself kid, and watch out for adult males, they kill cubs for walking onto their territory.
They are so cute, these little bears. They connect their mother's roaring with danger and know to immediately climb up a tree, only this time she has no intention of calling them back down again. So they wait, and wait and wait... until hunger forces them down. Luckily they are usually more than one perhaps?

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Nice to see I have many thumbs down.

At least Earl of Trumps sees the truth.

As usual.

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@gratis-pawn said
I'm not instantkarma777 just so you know.

I really hate when you guess wrong.
It insults me.
Fine words don't butter the parsnips.

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Dude!

That's not me.

I used to be flattered when a new guy was accused as being me but not anymore.

I take offense sir!

Pistols at noon...

Maybe 3pm...If I wake up.

6pm at the latest 🤔

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The Queen shall hear of this! 😡

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I really fear for the next generation. They can't cook. They are poorly educated and can't read a book never mind a map.

I've been looking after myself since I was 12. My parents taught me to be self sufficient.

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@Gratis-Pawn - I used to be flattered when a new guy was accused as being me but not anymore.

I take offense sir!

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wait 'til the new guy hears of it. wow. lol

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@instantkarma777 said
I really fear for the next generation. They can't cook. They are poorly educated and can't read a book never mind a map.

I've been looking after myself since I was 12. My parents taught me to be self sufficient.
The wailing about the younger generation dates back into antiquity. If even we managed to survive somehow ist shows they must have been demi-Gods at least...

It is always a mixed bag. Some will grow up and be responsible, some won't.

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@earl-of-trumps said
@Gratis-Pawn - I used to be flattered when a new guy was accused as being me but not anymore.

I take offense sir!

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wait 'til the new guy hears of it. wow. lol
LoL 20 years of me being accused as every ass on the site and every ass on the site accused as being me.

I can't win 😔

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@gratis-pawn said
Dude!

That's not me.

I used to be flattered when a new guy was accused as being me but not anymore.

I take offense sir!

Pistols at noon...

Maybe 3pm...If I wake up.

6pm at the latest 🤔
A story goes that the 19th-century German leader Bismarck was offended beyond endurance by Rudolf Virchow, a physician and politician, and challenged him to a duel. Virchow, who had the choice of weapons, selected two sausages, one of which had been inoculated with deadly cholera germs, and offered Bismarck his choice. The two would then eat the sausages. Bismarck didn't think it was funny. He called off the duel.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
A story goes that the 19th-century German leader Bismarck was offended beyond endurance by Rudolf Virchow, a physician and politician, and challenged him to a duel. Virchow, who had the choice of weapons, selected two sausages, one of which had been inoculated with deadly cholera germs, and offered Bismarck his choice. The two would then eat the sausages. Bismarck didn't think it was funny. He called off the duel.
Are you sure it wasn't a pastry?

In the US, a Bismarck is a doughnut with no hole, filled with creme or custard and topped, usually with chocolate frosting or ganache.

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Doughnuts at dawn

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In fact the Bismarck-Virchow-story is probably not true.

In Germany at least the story goes that Virchow, being an academic without experience rejected the duel against a seasoned military man.

The source here is: Vossische Zeitung April 6th 1876.

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@instantkarma777 said
Doughnuts at dawn
Perfect, not long to go.

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It's 09:50 here in Dublin.
Raining and cold.

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