@fmf saidthirsty after having a box brownie camera shoved down my throat...then being told I would have to wait 1/2 hour for a cup of rosie, hunger when I was Nil by mouth for the best part of 2 days when my heart op was put back so toast thursday morning roast beef dinner after my op friday 7 pm approx....it didnt touch the sides.
What were the circumstances in which you were the most hungry and the most thirsty in your adult life?
@fmf saidHunger
What were the circumstances in which you were the most hungry and the most thirsty in your adult life?
I was 18 and hitchhiking across Canada with no money. Late one night while walking through a town I saw a fruit stand that had lowered the tent over the boxes so I figured that was their way of leaving the food there and lowering the tent was to keep people and animals out.
So I crawled in and while on my hands and knees I reached up and grabbed a big apple. I ravenously started biting into it...
It turned out to be a big green tomato that wasn't even close to being ripe.
I puked a bunch and left.
Thirst
Early on in my homeless wanderer days I didn't know anything or where to go so I just walked a lot and one night I realized I was lost and of course, no money.
I was so thirsty from a whole day of walking I picked up a discarded soda bottle from the side of the road and I drank what was left of it.
It was orange soda.
05 Aug 22
@fmf saidthis was during a wilderness test in my youth
What were the circumstances in which you were the most hungry and the most thirsty in your adult life?
i was told we'd not eat for three days, and were allotted a single canteen of water, each
(our party was a dozen or so lads, associated with the boy scouts of america)
we were not allowed to speak a word
we were separated and assigned a space to meditate and reflect upon the situation, and encouraged to be as still as possible for the duration
nobody kept score
@beowulf saidYou hope it was orange soda...
Hunger
I was 18 and hitchhiking across Canada with no money. Late one night while walking through a town I saw a fruit stand that had lowered the tent over the boxes so I figured that was their way of leaving the food there and lowering the tent was to keep people and animals out.
So I crawled in and while on my hands and knees I reached up and grabbed a big appl ...[text shortened]... iscarded soda bottle from the side of the road and I drank what was left of it.
It was orange soda.
@suzianne saidKinda true.
Why do you do this?
It's not like you'll actually believe any of the posts.
He didn't believe my farting on the subway story because everyone was quiet except for the black guy who said..."alright!...who was it?"
True story but FMF thought I made it up.
It happened in Washington DC.
It was an epic fart. 🤗
Silent and Secret but good Lord it did stink.
A work of Art 🤔
06 Aug 22
@divegeester saidI'll have you know, my functioning is well within normal parameters. You guys are the ones asking people to reveal things about themselves so you can make fun of it.
Why do you constantly malfunction.