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I swear it's the robot's fault. I loaded this stupid contraption with a whole bunch of stuff. It even has an identification unit for background checks... apparently that feature's busted. Alright... Robot re-maintenanced to squash and incinerate nutters residing in Ireland with pooh bear avatars!!!!

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Ok now I launch the series of attacks... one of which is called the "backside blitzer." See if your imagination can grasp that one!

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you need help man.


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Originally posted by artplayer
Ok now I launch the series of attacks... one of which is called the "backside blitzer." See if your imagination can grasp that one!
Rankor sticks thumbs up and says ..."keys".

haha

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Originally posted by onyx2006
you need help man.


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nobody nuts me in the face and gets away with it. Ankor the magnificent will just have to reap the consequences of his actions via my 534 foot tall robot.

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Originally posted by artplayer
nobody nuts me in the face and gets away with it. Ankor the magnificent will just have to reap the consequences of his actions via my 534 foot tall robot.
no you won't, I took the batteries out.

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sigh. I'll only ask politely once. Give me back my robot batteries dammit!

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don't make me sick my 535 foot robot on you...

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Originally posted by artplayer
don't make me sick my 535 foot robot on you...
You could push it over, i guess.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You could push it over, i guess.
hahaha. Wouldn't my 535 foot robot be hard to push over? Maybe if my robot was made out of pillows or something it wouldn't be.

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Originally posted by artplayer
hahaha. Wouldn't my 535 foot robot be hard to push over? Maybe if my robot was made out of pillows or something it wouldn't be.
But it would do a lot of damage....i could give you my potion of pushing robots.......but i aint gunna 😛

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Why would I want to push my robot over!? It doesn't matter if you have a robot-pushing-over potion anyway, my robot is sort of like one of those round pokemon.

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Originally posted by artplayer
OK... This is a role playing thread, an opportunity for you redhotpawners to show some creativity. For those of you who don't know what role playing is, it's pretty much a made up place where a certain number of individuals go around doing made up stuff. It's a lot of fun if you have a good imagination and sense of adventure, and there's no limit to what y clean fellas. That goes for you too ladies.

Let the role playing begin.... (muahahahaha)
It was a dark November night. The town's wooden buildings creaked in a chorus of agony as they endured the furious battering of the icy wind and pounding rain. Thunder and lightning filled the gloomy sky, illuminating the darkened streets for a brief second - just long enough to catch a glimpse of a few brave souls venturing out in the vicious storm. They were headed for the Wild Rose tavern. Inside, the barkeep stood cursing the weather as he washed the counter tops with a dirty rag. Suddenly the door, caught by the wind, flew open with a deafening thud and in strode the only adventures courageous enough to venture out this night. Silhouetted by the fading torch light, the barkeep could only just make out the figures standing in his doorway. He shuddered in fear; they were all adorned in black, with deathly pale skin and long dark hair. What were they? Dark Elves? Undead minions? Vampires? It wasn't until they stepped forward into the light that the barkeep realised the true extent of their horror. He let out a deafening screech filled the air, the kind only the darkest banshee from the depths of the underworld could make, as he ran in abject terror from his tavern.... they were Roleplayers.

A strange combination of morbidly obese and anorexicly skinny, the gormless bunch of social rejects waddled over to the nearest table. They put down their dice pots and character sheets and looked towards the DM. He was a King amongst men, the geekiest of all the group. RP'ing for over 30 years he not only stood out like a paedophile in a playground in this rabble of teenagers, but he knew every detail about the numerous rulebooks and monster guides - an amazing skill he put to use almost every day by smugly posting in D'n'D forums the tedious lists of errors and faults that he found in the books. Commanding his goth minions, he set them the task of rolling stats. Of course he gave special consideration to the only female in the group - the grotesquely overweight man-beast with a fetish for leather boots and revealing clothes - as repayment for the sexual favours last night. Surprisingly, she was playing the flirty, nubile elven maiden/bard again. Hungrily she gazed around the group wondering who would flirt with her character the most this evening and therefore get the pleasure the pleasure of her company tonight - sort of like a game of fat, drunken-sex roulette.

(Someone else with a positive IQ carry on the story...)

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
It was a dark November night. The town's wooden buildings creaked in a chorus of agony as they endured the furious battering of the icy wind and pounding rain. Thunder and lightning filled the gloomy sky, illuminating the darkened streets for a brief second - just long enough to catch a glimpse of a few brave souls venturing out in the vicious storm. The ...[text shortened]... - sort of like a game of fat, drunken sex roulette.

(Someone else carry on the story...)
Suddenly, the bartender leapt from behind the bar wielding a Striker-12, and as he let fly with a flurry of shotgun blasts, he smiled to himself - he would vanquish the roleplayers once and for all. Their DM was the source of all roleplaying power, and with that power extinguished, all roleplayers everywhere would shuffle off this mortal coil. As the final roleplayer fell to the bloody mess that was the floor, one final scream split the stormy night - the sound of a million roleplaying losers' souls shrieking on their way to hell.

PS - Nerflor Octavius Aloysius Dorkenstein the third was returned to the thread by the dark forces of the DM, and now that his job is done, will fade into the ether once again.

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
Suddenly, the bartender leapt from behind the bar wielding a Striker-12, and as he let fly with a flurry of shotgun blasts, he smiled to himself - he would vanquish the roleplayers once and for all. Their DM was the source of all roleplaying power, and with that power extinguished, all roleplayers everywhere would shuffle off this mortal coil. As the f ...[text shortened]... y the dark forces of the DM, and now that his job is done, will fade into the ether once again.
Glarnandil the leper looks on in amusement !!!!

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