Originally posted by Dr Strangelove"dude, I just HAVE to know. how much do you weigh?!?"
1. "got any spare change mister?"
2. "are you having a laugh or what?"
I hear these 20 times a day - what are you FAQs?
"you ate HOW many double quarter pounders with HOW many fries at McDonalds after Nash Bash?!?"
"So, you want an eating contest? Or what?"
"can I poke your stomach? (or, may I poke your breast? as a guy, i must say... mine are rather impressive)"
"So, can you still see your... you know."
"Seriously, have you ever, like, zoned out and started nibbling on your arm and then realized it's NOT chicken?"
[girls]: "Crap! do you think your boobs are bigger than mine?!?"
[same girls]: "wanna compare?"
"size fourteen quadruple E shoe, eh? how much of that is taken up with foot fat?"
these are some of the better ones I get...