Go back
Fat people on public transport

Fat people on public transport

General

sbacat
Eddie's Dad

Raving Mad

Joined
13 Jun 08
Moves
268608
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by homedepotov
I suggest having TSA screeners do full body scans of obese passengers and then have them weighed in full view of the other passengers on an industrial scale while laughing loudly and snorting like pigs at them.

Then have the flight attendants give them the fat pinch test every time they walk by them on the plane. And only allow them to drink diet coke during the flight.

Public shaming works best.
Mama, is that you?

😳

u
The So Fist

Voice of Reason

Joined
28 Mar 06
Moves
9908
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by divegeester
I think it's a great idea. I get nailed every time I go 1 gram over my luggage allowance and yet I see these over-weight people paying nothing more. Why should I pay for their obesity?
we should pay for the TOTAL WEIGHT you add to the plane. No reason a 500 pound woman with no carry on should pay less than a 100 pound woman who gets dinged extra for checking a 100 pound carry suitcase.

a

THORNINYOURSIDE

Joined
04 Sep 04
Moves
245624
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by uzless
we should pay for the TOTAL WEIGHT you add to the plane. No reason a 500 pound woman with no carry on should pay less than a 100 pound woman who gets dinged extra for checking a 100 pound carry suitcase.
Then again they both take up a seat but the 100lb carry on takes extra space in the hold.

Maybe airlines should make the seats bigger to accomodate larger people. This would means less passengers per flight so prices would have to rise.

This would then give thinner people something else to moan about.

Will the skinny people ever be happy. 🙄

E
YNWA

Joined
10 Nov 05
Moves
30185
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Kewpie
While we're at it, charge more for people who don't wash often enough, people who cough a lot, people who bring their wild-animal kids on board and let them loose, people who ... the list is endless.
These are all sensible and justifiable areas for some good old fashioned discrimination.

E
YNWA

Joined
10 Nov 05
Moves
30185
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by homedepotov
I suggest having TSA screeners do full body scans of obese passengers and then have them weighed in full view of the other passengers on an industrial scale while laughing loudly and snorting like pigs at them.

Then have the flight attendants give them the fat pinch test every time they walk by them on the plane. And only allow them to drink diet coke during the flight.

Public shaming works best.
Yay! The public shaming diet will be every bit as popular as Atkins.

E
YNWA

Joined
10 Nov 05
Moves
30185
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by adramforall
Then again they both take up a seat but the 100lb carry on takes extra space in the hold.

Maybe airlines should make the seats bigger to accomodate larger people. This would means less passengers per flight so prices would have to rise.

This would then give thinner people something else to moan about.

Will the skinny people ever be happy. 🙄
No because then we'd have to start on people with ginger hair.

A Unique Nickname

Joined
10 Jan 08
Moves
19223
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Kewpie
While we're at it, charge more for people who don't wash often enough, people who cough a lot, people who bring their wild-animal kids on board and let them loose, people who ... the list is endless.
you're joking right?

E
YNWA

Joined
10 Nov 05
Moves
30185
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by trev33
you're joking right?
Are you on that list trev? 😉

A Unique Nickname

Joined
10 Jan 08
Moves
19223
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
Are you on that list trev? 😉
what other way are there to ensure no one sits beside you on a plane? lol

i'd take a fat dude beside me any day over a dude with a bo problem. the kids or coughing wouldn't bother me much. in fact i'd probably annoy the kids more than them annoying me by the end of the trip. made a little girl cry once on a bus... good times 😵

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined
04 Oct 06
Moves
646405
Clock
22 Jan 10
1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

Leave the pleasantly plump alone!

AThousandYoung
Chato de Shamrock

tinyurl.com/2s4b6bmx

Joined
23 Aug 04
Moves
26922
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by twiceaknight
Extract their fat using liposuction prior to the flight, and use that fat in oil burning boilers to heat the airport in winter. Everyone's a winner!
Plug a hose from the fuel tank into their asses and burn the fat away while saving fuel!

duecer
anybody seen my

underpants??

Joined
01 Sep 06
Moves
56453
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by trev33
what other way are there to ensure no one sits beside you on a plane? lol

i'd take a fat dude beside me any day over a dude with a bo problem. the kids or coughing wouldn't bother me much. in fact i'd probably annoy the kids more than them annoying me by the end of the trip. made a little girl cry once on a bus... good times 😵
what about a fat dude with b.o.?

mt
Walleye Guy

Gone fishin'

Joined
22 Mar 05
Moves
15170
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by duecer
what about a fat dude with b.o.?
You rang?😵

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined
04 Oct 06
Moves
646405
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by duecer
what about a fat dude with b.o.?
Looks like you just made a love connection. 😛

A Unique Nickname

Joined
10 Jan 08
Moves
19223
Clock
22 Jan 10
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by duecer
what about a fat dude with b.o.?
only one of us is reaching their final destination with all four limps.

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.