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Originally posted by homedepotov
I suggest having TSA screeners do full body scans of obese passengers and then have them weighed in full view of the other passengers on an industrial scale while laughing loudly and snorting like pigs at them.

Then have the flight attendants give them the fat pinch test every time they walk by them on the plane. And only allow them to drink diet coke during the flight.

Public shaming works best.
Mama, is that you?

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we should pay for the TOTAL WEIGHT you add to the plane. No reason a 500 pound woman with no carry on should pay less than a 100 pound woman who gets dinged extra for checking a 100 pound carry suitcase.

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Originally posted by uzless
we should pay for the TOTAL WEIGHT you add to the plane. No reason a 500 pound woman with no carry on should pay less than a 100 pound woman who gets dinged extra for checking a 100 pound carry suitcase.
Then again they both take up a seat but the 100lb carry on takes extra space in the hold.

Maybe airlines should make the seats bigger to accomodate larger people. This would means less passengers per flight so prices would have to rise.

This would then give thinner people something else to moan about.

Will the skinny people ever be happy. 🙄

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Originally posted by Kewpie
While we're at it, charge more for people who don't wash often enough, people who cough a lot, people who bring their wild-animal kids on board and let them loose, people who ... the list is endless.
These are all sensible and justifiable areas for some good old fashioned discrimination.

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Originally posted by homedepotov
I suggest having TSA screeners do full body scans of obese passengers and then have them weighed in full view of the other passengers on an industrial scale while laughing loudly and snorting like pigs at them.

Then have the flight attendants give them the fat pinch test every time they walk by them on the plane. And only allow them to drink diet coke during the flight.

Public shaming works best.
Yay! The public shaming diet will be every bit as popular as Atkins.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Then again they both take up a seat but the 100lb carry on takes extra space in the hold.

Maybe airlines should make the seats bigger to accomodate larger people. This would means less passengers per flight so prices would have to rise.

This would then give thinner people something else to moan about.

Will the skinny people ever be happy. 🙄
No because then we'd have to start on people with ginger hair.

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Originally posted by Kewpie
While we're at it, charge more for people who don't wash often enough, people who cough a lot, people who bring their wild-animal kids on board and let them loose, people who ... the list is endless.
you're joking right?

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Originally posted by trev33
you're joking right?
Are you on that list trev? 😉

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
Are you on that list trev? 😉
what other way are there to ensure no one sits beside you on a plane? lol

i'd take a fat dude beside me any day over a dude with a bo problem. the kids or coughing wouldn't bother me much. in fact i'd probably annoy the kids more than them annoying me by the end of the trip. made a little girl cry once on a bus... good times 😵

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Leave the pleasantly plump alone!

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Originally posted by twiceaknight
Extract their fat using liposuction prior to the flight, and use that fat in oil burning boilers to heat the airport in winter. Everyone's a winner!
Plug a hose from the fuel tank into their asses and burn the fat away while saving fuel!

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Originally posted by trev33
what other way are there to ensure no one sits beside you on a plane? lol

i'd take a fat dude beside me any day over a dude with a bo problem. the kids or coughing wouldn't bother me much. in fact i'd probably annoy the kids more than them annoying me by the end of the trip. made a little girl cry once on a bus... good times 😵
what about a fat dude with b.o.?

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Originally posted by duecer
what about a fat dude with b.o.?
You rang?😵

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Originally posted by duecer
what about a fat dude with b.o.?
Looks like you just made a love connection. 😛

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Originally posted by duecer
what about a fat dude with b.o.?
only one of us is reaching their final destination with all four limps.

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