FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTATION !

"Hey Mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. Its in my diaper and its not a toaster!"

Originally posted by CalWriter
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

Clemenza in "The Godfather"

Originally posted by Joe Fist
LOL, that is a great one:

"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

GF II

From the same character:

I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together.

This doesn't mean we'll be swappin' spit in the shower.
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Same actor, 22 years earlier


I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Same actor again, same director also

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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Let me tell you something, my dear. Those instructions were written by a fellow in Japan when they made this damn thing. They were probably translated by some gringo who was an expatriate American that couldn't get a job in this country. And then the Japanese guy probably translated him just to double check on him. You don't need these instructions. Not at all. Tear them up.

Harold: Alan found him dying. He'd been nailed to the floor.
Jeff: When was this, then?
Harold: Well, it must've been just after you saw him and just before Alan saw him. Otherwise, you'd have noticed, wouldn't you? I mean, a geezer nailed to the floor. A man of your education would definitely have spotted that, wouldn't he?

Bob Hoskins - "The Long Good Friday"

Originally posted by Nietzsche1844
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK?
NO MR. BOND I EXPECT YOU TO DIE.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

- The Princess Bride

Yes, I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles! And for every sprinkle I find.......I shall kill you!


Stewie

Switowski ~ "Will you teach me to football?"

Caretaker ~ "Sure, just don't eat me!"

-The Longest Yard (New Version) with Adam Sandler

Originally posted by Joe Fist
Some motherf***ers always gotta iceskate uphill

Blade I

Originally posted by arctic burn
~ koochi goo~

-Blade Trinity

Originally posted by PocketKings
You know, I really like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence... gotta get me some of that.

Stewie

Originally posted by PocketKings
You know, I really like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence... gotta get me some of that.

Stewie

" Keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds "

Troy