Much to his mum and dad's dismay Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace
He just sat down and ate his face
"We can't have this !" his dad declared "If the lad's ate , he should be shared"
But even as he spoke, they saw Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs
His arms his nose his hair his eyes
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried "Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all too late , for they were gone,and he had started on his bum
"oh ! Foolish child!" the father mourns "you could have had that fried with prawns,
some parsley and some tartare sauce....."
But 'H' was on his second course.
His liver and his lights and lung, his ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue,
"To think I raised him from the cot, and now , he's going to scoff the lot !!"
His mother cried : "What shall we do ? What's left wont even make a stew !"
And as she wept, her son was seen to eat his head, his heart, his spleen .
And there he lay ... A boy no more , just a stomach on the floor
None the less ... since it was his...
They ate it ... that's what Haggis is.
(Monty Python)
Originally posted by Sargent CarpfaceYour personality is as bland as your avatar. Both leave much to be desired.
Ok. Then you know. I would like to not call you a moron. I would like to call you a collegue. I am not being sarcastic. I only dispise those who are stupid. YES HUCKLEBERRYHOUND.
You peckerhead.
Originally posted by Sargent CarpfaceIf you're referring to people within the band, you're wrong. Technically, Freddie Mercury was the only gay one in the band. All the other guys were straight.
By the way, to get more people into this......... QUEEN SUCKS.
(Scoffs) the faggots.
If you're referring to people who listen to the band, you're also wrong. EVERYONE has listened to Queen at some point. If you haven't, then you don't get out much. All of the people I know (and I know A LOT of people), like Queen and they're not gay. So I deem your statement to be incorrect.