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Originally posted by Raven69
I'm above beauty pageants...obviously.

Indeed! How can there be any competition compared with someone as beautiful as you? 😉😀

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Indeed! How can there be any competition compared with someone as beautiful as you? 😉😀

God....errrm....... or ewwww.

You remind me of a bloke in a restaurant last week. He was obvioulsy on his first date and trying to get in there.

He said ' pass the sugar, sugar! '... (I thought 'ere we go...)

Then he said ' pass the honey, honey! '

I said to my wife 'God, he's making me sick!'

She said 'you're only jealous'..

I said 'pass the tea bag' 😏

Originally posted by mikelom
God....errrm....... or ewwww.

You remind me of a bloke in a restaurant last week. He was obvioulsy on his first date and trying to get in there.

He said ' pass the sugar, sugar! '... (I thought 'ere we go...)

Then he said ' pass the honey, honey! '

I said to my wife 'God, he's making me sick!'

She said 'you're only jealous'..

I said 'pass the tea bag' 😏

That is quite hilarious I must say 😀

But anyway, I myself have a story. Last Saturday I was seeing a movie with mi amiga when this young couple in front of us in line insisted that the other pick the ticket. It looked a bit like this:

Male: "Well, honey, I'll see what you want to see."
Female: "No, you are paying so you should pick."
Male: "Please, I insist, anything is fine by me."
Myself: "......."
Steven (One of the employees): "Excuse me, if you cannot decide which movie you would look to see, I suggest you move to the back of the line so you have the time to decide."
Male: "Okay, okay, two for Doomsday."

This is where the story takes a turn for the worst. You see, my date and I were seeing Doomsday as well. I got us a couple of sodas and some M&M's for her. We hand the ticket keeper our tickets and we enter theater #5, only to stumble upon the same couple from before. They were arguing again. This time, it was because the female half of this couple did not want to see Doomsday. They were not escorted out by management, and they got more and more annoying. However, the movie was pretty good. Moral of the story....I have no idea. It was a very odd ordeal.