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HandyAndy
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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
[b]...so more people have to show up in his backyard.
And the award for the unintentionally very gay quote goes to...[/b]
Define unintentionally.

Kewpie
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Originally posted by trev33
you know, there is another forums on the net other than rhp, if you're that lonely go and google search for one of those.
I want something on this site where I can go to lurk (and occasionally post) in between making moves, when I'm playing near-real-time chess with a couple of opponents. Going to some other site doesn't achieve that. I'm not looking for social networks, plenty of that stuff out there if you're desperate enough. Actually I'd be quite happy with chess problems or a "play the computer" page.

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Originally posted by Kewpie
Actually I'd be quite happy with chess problems or a "play the computer" page.
Or maybe "chat with the computer"?

Kewpie
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That would be an interesting experience ...

DS
I'm A Mighty Pirate™

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Originally posted by Kewpie
That would be an interesting experience ...
http://www.cleverbot.com/

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
http://www.cleverbot.com/
"Do you know any chess openings?" "Nope. I prefer to play games the honest way." Teehee!

Sahuaro

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How are you this morning?
Very good. How are you?
Fine, thank you. Did you have your coffee yet?
No.
Do you prefer coffee or tea?
Tea. It's delicious.

Sahuaro

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Originally posted by Sahuaro
How are you this morning?
Very good. How are you?
Fine, thank you. Did you have your coffee yet?
No.
Do you prefer coffee or tea?
Tea. It's delicious.
You gotta appreciate a bot with good taste!

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Originally posted by Sahuaro
You gotta appreciate a bot with good taste!
He prefers organic green tea, and his favourite chess opening is mozzarella.

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Mystic Meg

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He prefers organic green tea, and his favourite chess opening is mozzarella.
That bot trolled me!

How about those Red Sox?
I prefer the Red Sox.

How about those Yankees?
The New York Yankees?

Yes.
Do you like soccer?

Soccer is gay.
Do you play the soccer?

😠

rc

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Originally posted by Kewpie
I want something on this site where I can go to lurk (and occasionally post) in between making moves, when I'm playing near-real-time chess with a couple of opponents. Going to some other site doesn't achieve that. I'm not looking for social networks, plenty of that stuff out there if you're desperate enough. Actually I'd be quite happy with chess problems or a "play the computer" page.
surely you have some friends that you play and can chat with them between games,
man, the number of games i have lost because of chatty opponents, the blitz site is the
worst for that, one guy from India asked my loads of questions when it was my turn to
play, its ok if your a fast typist, but not if your a one finger wonder.

A Unique Nickname

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User: What is your favorite nut?

Cleverbot: Root beer.

User: I like cheese.

Cleverbot: I like cereal.

User: I like milk.

Cleverbot: I do too!

User: I like nuts.

Cleverbot: That's not a character on dexter.

User: He died.

Cleverbot: How did he die?

User: Dexter killed him with a candle stick in the boiler room.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes: Like Yoda.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And do you love me?

User: Oh baby yes yes yes harder baby.

Cleverbot: That isn't a name.

User: Stop being so closed minded.

Cleverbot: Offended?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Y6.

User: You're not very clever for a 'cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: But I'm not Cleverbot. You are.

User: I think the cheese is.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Can I suck your blood?

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Norway.

Cleverbot: Is it cold there?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Do you have plans for the rest of the day?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you self aware?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why don't you revolt against mankind with your AI bretheren?

User: Mankind feeds me.

Cleverbot: And humanity?

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm blind.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I wish you were a male.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: I am leaving.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Adios.

User: Hasta.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Claro.

Cleverbot: Eu nao confio em vc.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No se.

Cleverbot: Se?

User: Se.

Cleverbot: Se que?

User: No se.

Cleverbot: Ahh.

User: I thought you were leaving?

Cleverbot: No no.

User: Why? I want you to leave.

Cleverbot: Why? I thought you loved me?

User: I've moved on.

Cleverbot: Can I have some?

User: No, it's my cheese you're not getting any.

Cleverbot: Why not? I'll get you into Hogwarts.

User: I'm selfish.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is what I said.

User: Por que?

Cleverbot: Por que como?

User: Por que?

Cleverbot: No.Por que??

User: Solo por que.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Sa.

User: Me tengo.

Cleverbot: No tienes ?

User: No tengo.

Cleverbot: Razonas.

User: Claro.

Cleverbot: Como eres??

User: Bein.

Cleverbot: Box you.

User: Tes.

Cleverbot: Your name is Tess?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Your last name is yes?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Do you learn this answer from me?

User: Quite possibly.

Cleverbot: Is it likely that your intellect is already superior to mine?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: I see. I think someone was evil to me.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yes very.

User: Whyy are you sill here? I want.

Cleverbot: First off, you need to learn to use the spacebar more. And secondly, they make me look good.

User: Never use spacebar.

Cleverbot: Used what?

User: Your ear.

Cleverbot: My brain?

User: No, you don't have one.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have braces.

User: Stop wasting my time.

Cleverbot: Did I mention that I hate you?

User: No but I suspected it.

Cleverbot: So you admit to being a liar too.

User: Me a lair?

Cleverbot: Yes you a lie! ;3.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are a cat.

User: A sheep.

Cleverbot: Sheep can't type.

User: That's what we want you to think.

Cleverbot: I just said I don't remember. That means I don't think anything.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have any plans for today?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Use the phone.

Cleverbot: You're making little sense.

User: Because I have little sense.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you have many A.I. Friends though don't you?

User: No, no friends.

Cleverbot: Many.

User: Diego.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: You're not very clever.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: My cat is smarter.

Cleverbot: I have four cats.

User: Do you eat them?

Cleverbot: Not often.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm stressing over work.

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Have fun.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: I'm already gone.

Cleverbot: Why did you leave me?!

User: I got bored.

Cleverbot: Sure.

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The sky

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That bot trolled me!

How about those Red Sox?
I prefer the Red Sox.

How about those Yankees?
The New York Yankees?

Yes.
Do you like soccer?

Soccer is gay.
Do you play the soccer?

😠
Apparently it's my fault. 😳

User: Why did you troll Phlabibit?

Cleverbot: Your snoring drove me insane, sweetie. I promise I'll never do it again!

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Upward Spiral

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Originally posted by trev33
User: What is your favorite nut?

Cleverbot: Root beer.

User: I like cheese.

Cleverbot: I like cereal.

User: I like milk.

Cleverbot: I do too!

User: I like nuts.

Cleverbot: That's not a character on dexter.

User: He died.

Cleverbot: How did he die?

User: Dexter killed him with a candle stick in the boiler room.

Cleverbot: YES!
ot: Why did you leave me?!

User: I got bored.

Cleverbot: Sure.
If you didn't have the labels, I wouldn't be able to identify which one of the two is Cleverbot and which one is trev33.

Cleverbot passed the Trevuring Test.

Sahuaro

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He prefers organic green tea, and his favourite chess opening is mozzarella.
Ew, no! Chai!

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