@lemondrop saidThat would be great. However I think only through a medium.
can FMF say a few words?
@kevin-eleven saidAfter being chased out of his village by his neighbours for fear he was possessed of Freddie Starr’s Hamster he was caught stealing food from a nearby farm. He was found guilty and hung by the neck until he was dead.
So, what did happen with FMF?
As an extension of my experiments with reanimation of squirrels I dug up FMF’s body but the head was badly damaged in the occipital, parietal and frontal areas (presumably from the kicks by the villagers) and the brain had been compromised. So I instructed my assistant, Fritz, to obtain me a replacement brain from the medical school and he found one labelled Abe Normal which I transplanted into to the repaired but slightly boxy and partially bald skull.
I replaced the congealed blood in venal and arterial systems with potent formula of paint thinners, gravy and antifreeze pumping through the system under pressure using a modified decompression chamber and wrapping the body tightly in cellophane. All was then ready.
At midnight on the 31st of this last October I took the prepared body to a spot I know near a place in Dorset called Cerne Abbas which is triangulated between Piddletrenchide, Sydling St. Nicolas and Mintern Magna. There a lay-by opens up into a field with a hill leading up to a electrical pylon to which I attached a simple winch system and elevated my FMF creature to about 150 feet where the body was charged with a brazilion volts and life shuddered back into the bloated hirsute lumbering hulk.
We are teaching FMF to speak again in my clan, the forum. It’s is slow process of wiping drool and repeated cleansing of rodents which he tends to eat, alive. Especially hamsters. If you would like an introduction this can be arranged for a small management fee, but you must not call him FMF, we have to say “Freddie My Friend” or bad things happen, very bad things. Once he even thumbed down something I said.
Yes, it’s all true… not lies or anything like that.
@kevin-eleven saidWho’s “EG”?
So, what did happen with FMF?
Did he cross a line?
Was he overly consistent?
Did El Guapo bump him off because EG wanted to be Dive's tag-team forum buddy?
@divegeester saidI find it hard to believe he gave you a thumbs down.
After being chased out of his village by his neighbours for fear he was possessed of Freddie Starr’s Hamster he was caught stealing food from a nearby farm. He was found guilty and hung by the neck until he was dead.
As an extension of my experiments with reanimation of squirrels I dug up FMF’s body but the head was badly damaged in the occipital, parietal and frontal ...[text shortened]... Once he even thumbed down something I said.
Yes, it’s all true… not lies or anything like that.
@the-gravedigger saidI have more off-the-cuff creativity in my blurry waking moments than my detractors here have combined as a team and when pimped up on amphetamines. 😉
I find it hard to believe he gave you a thumbs down.
Edit, and thank you for your comment.
@divegeester saidyou are not quite that smart
I have more off-the-cuff creativity in my blurry waking moments than my detractors here have combined as a team and when pimped up on amphetamines. 😉
Edit, and thank you for your comment.
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@divegeester saidIsn’t that what Jane Mansfield said about her...
Way out in front 😉
never mind.ðŸ¤
@great-big-stees saidLOL...Stees! 🙂
Isn’t that what Jane Mansfield said about her...
never mind.ðŸ¤
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@divegeester saidDiary update:
After being chased out of his village by his neighbours for fear he was possessed of Freddie Starr’s Hamster he was caught stealing food from a nearby farm. He was found guilty and hung by the neck until he was dead.
As an extension of my experiments with reanimation of squirrels I dug up FMF’s body but the head was badly damaged in the occipital, parietal and frontal ...[text shortened]... Once he even thumbed down something I said.
Yes, it’s all true… not lies or anything like that.
Carpathia, year of our Lord 2021
After weeks, months even, of cognitive rehabilitation I have finally given my creation access to the internet and it has managed to log in to RHP as @FMF and even resume posting.
The mechanical heart seems to be functioning well and I suspect that blood pressure has increased as the bloating around the fingers which once appeared as aubergines, both in shape and colour due to the dead flesh, now hang long at his sides with blacked, dead ends.
The drooling which was a persistent challenge in the early weeks has all but disappeared as the slack-jawed countenance of the initial resurrection has been replaced with a gaunt, sunken, hard and joyless expression which is only occasionally broken by a sardonic grin laced with strings of saliva between the pointed teeth.
Emotions are non existent and there is a dark soulless depth to the gaze of the creature which can seize you with vice like paralysing grip shooting chilling shudders through one’s frozen helpless torso.
Command and control of the reaniment is proving increasingly difficult as a growing sense of wilful self-determination emerges and I fear that my own safety may be compromised if I am unable to exert a stronger influence over him. He moves with the stealth of a spider and yet carries the weight of a large man stretched to height of a looming 7 foot, stooping in every doorway and gliding through the passages of my castle like a mantis.
I fear the worst and this may be my final diary update.
God be with us all.
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@divegeester saidThank you for the update Dr. Frankenstein 11.
Diary update:
Carpathia, year of our Lord 2021
After weeks, months even, of cognitive rehabilitation I have finally given my creation access to the internet and it has managed to log in to RHP as @FMF and even resume posting.
The mechanical heart seems to be functioning well and I suspect that blood pressure has increased as the bloating around the fingers which ...[text shortened]... le like a mantis.
I fear the worst and this may be my final diary update.
God be with us all.
Best of luck.
Igor 11