funny sayings

yeah, but "like white on rice" - like white what? Starch?

Originally posted by jimmyb270
And we all know what makes you go blind - according to the saying anyway 😉

Originally posted by belgianfreak
yeah, but "like white on rice" - like white what? Starch?

I like some of the ones for being dumb:

He is dumber than dirt.
he couldn't find his a** with both hands.
He is dumber than lettuce.
He hasn't the sense to pour pi** from a boot.
He can't tell the difference between his a** and a hole in the ground.
He doesn't have the sense God gave lettuce.
Evidently lettuce isn't very bright.

I'm not sure if this are old but here goes
Is that a mirror in your pants becase I can see myself in them

Originally posted by Samdogg
I'm not sure if this are old but here goes
Is that a mirror in your pants becase I can see myself in them

You don't get many of them to a pound - If a woman has large breasts.

Its harder than Micheal Jackson at a Boy Scout Jamboree.

He's more confused then Micheal Jackson at a Girl Scout Jamboree.