Germans, please explain

Originally posted by znsho
Is this behaviour an indication of your anal attidute?

Ver, very good observation.

Originally posted by Seitse
So, my dear sauerkrauted friends, why the hell your toilettes have the hole in the front and, in the back, right where the matter is expeled from the body, you have a flat part where the crap lands.

I mean, be honest: Do you like to contemplate your own fecal matter before flushing it? Is it something to do with your genes? Are you still paying for the sins of the WWII?

Thanks for the info.

Das ist fur der crappen gazin. Ja ja ja 😛

Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, I confess I check my own stuff, but for a mixture of amazement, fascination, amusement, and au revoir... if I want to do it for health reasons, what should I look for in the turd? [b]Corn? There's always corn! So, why would that be a sympthom of anything?!?!?![/b]

One common thing to look for is blood. Even if it's not red, if it's blackish that's a sign if internal bleeding.

And then of course there are intestinal parasites...My dogs and cats used to get those when I was a kid. It was really gross to see them crapping out maggots.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
He'll be offended if you don't give him any to consume on the spot. Therefore be sure to carry with you a print-out of some official Chinese government publication to shove down his throat. See if you can get him to beg like a dog while you're at it. Something tells me he'd like it.

You said "print" and I saw "pint". 😕

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Don Seitse ... it would be a great honour.

My uncle Javier sends his regards.

I didn't know you were so respectable.

Originally posted by Seitse
I believe defecation and its products are the world's most popular chat subject.

Anyone agreeing with the above, raise your butt!

(_l_)

Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, in those particularly warm days, the splash can be almost like heaven sent.

Out here we call it "ghetto bidet".

Originally posted by Seitse
Yes, this one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Christina_Ricci_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

Tasty, but I think I have bigger breasts *cough* pecs.

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