13 Dec 09
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I decided I am going to keep my empty beer cans and get rich!
They are worth 5 cents each!
I already started putting them in my storage space.
Of course I could save money by not buying the beer, but that's just foolish.
If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can buy as many as you like.
To save time the $39.95 fee could be used to buy me a membership on this website.
DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
13 Dec 09
Originally posted by tsetseif only you hadn't had to edit this twice...
I decided I am going to keep my empty beer cans and get rich!
They are worth 5 cents each!
I already started putting them in my storage space.
Of course I could save money by not buying the beer, but that's just foolish.
If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can b ...[text shortened]... be used to buy me a membership on this website.
DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
yer business plan iz obviously flawed...
not to mention tha governmental regulatory nightmare that awaits yer drunken butt...
HA!!!
Originally posted by rookie54With a return on investment like that, he must work for the government.
if only you hadn't had to edit this twice...
yer business plan iz obviously flawed...
not to mention tha governmental regulatory nightmare that awaits yer drunken butt...
HA!!!
One can of beer
$1.10
Scrap payment
$0.05
Getting drunk
Priceless
13 Dec 09
Originally posted by tsetseFrom the Tos, section 6, you will not:
If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can buy as many as you like.
DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
Post, email or otherwise make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation.
I suspect your shares offer breaks most, if not all of those prohibitions. Too bad, it sounded like a sure winner.
:'( 🙄
13 Dec 09
Originally posted by MontyMooseI think he meant it as a joke.
From the Tos, section 6, you will not:
Post, email or otherwise make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation.
I suspect your shares offer breaks most, if not all of those prohibitions. Too bad, it sounded like a sure winner.
:'( 🙄
Let him edit, if he so wishes. 😉
13 Dec 09
Originally posted by tsetsedid you know???
You two are BANNED from any share buying.
if you take yer empty cans and put a coupla spoonfuls of sand in each and a lil water and then crush em and take em to tha recycle dude they weigh about a kazillion times what a normal crushed can would weigh???
you may pay me fer this idea...
five dollars a can seems fair...
rookie
13 Dec 09
Originally posted by rookie54DEAL!
did you know???
if you take yer empty cans and put a coupla spoonfuls of sand in each and a lil water and then crush em and take em to tha recycle dude they weigh about a kazillion times what a normal crushed can would weigh???
you may pay me fer this idea...
five dollars a can seems fair...
rookie
13 Dec 09
Originally posted by MontyMooseFrom the TOS Section 7: You will not...
From the Tos, section 6, you will not:
Post, email or otherwise make available any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation.
I suspect your shares offer breaks most, if not all of those prohibitions. Too bad, it sounded like a sure winner.
:'( 🙄
-Take things too serious.
-Refer to the TOS
-Use two emoticons side by side
13 Dec 09
Originally posted by tsetseHmm.
I decided I am going to keep my empty beer cans and get rich!
They are worth 5 cents each!
I already started putting them in my storage space.
Of course I could save money by not buying the beer, but that's just foolish.
If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can b ...[text shortened]... be used to buy me a membership on this website.
DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
My sister says soda cans are two and a half cents.
13 Dec 09
Originally posted by tsetseYou're going to need an automatic can crusher to save space. You're in luck though as I happen to have designed and constructed one. $499.95 + Shipping & Handling.
I decided I am going to keep my empty beer cans and get rich!
They are worth 5 cents each!
I already started putting them in my storage space.
Of course I could save money by not buying the beer, but that's just foolish.
If anybody wants to buy some shares in my recycling company there is a $39.95 sign up fee, and the shares are 1 cent each. You can b ...[text shortened]... be used to buy me a membership on this website.
DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!
In addition, I have an automatic bum deodorizer. If you're in recycling, you're going to get a lot of vagrants hauling in their "motherload". $325.99 Installed.