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@petewxyz said
They land the right way up though so more use than a buttered knobbly.
What happens if you fix a buttered knobbly on the back of a cat? Which side does it land?!

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
What happens if you fix a buttered knobbly on the back of a cat? Which side does it land?!
Cat beats knobbly hands down.

And thsi is all the better for the Lover of a buttered knobbly since it stays intact. However be aware that some cats like butter very much. I remember the cat of a frined of us who devised Methods to have butter lasn on the floor, so she could lap it up.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
What happens if you fix a buttered knobbly on the back of a cat? Which side does it land?!
I suspect it never lands and that is the real reason why we see planes made of metal high in the skies suspended by cunningly placed cats and knobblies.

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@petewxyz said
I suspect it never lands and that is the real reason why we see planes made of metal high in the skies suspended by cunningly placed cats and knobblies.
This is the thing. Both are supported by rocket scientists and Estate Agents:

1. Toast always lands buttered side down
2. Cats always land on their feet

So, hypothetically, if a slice of buttered toast was fixed to the back of a falling cat it would never be able to land and the very fabric of the universe would start to unravel.

I believe Neilarini is writing about this very thing in his upcoming book about pickled eggs and quantum mechanics.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said

I believe Neilarini is writing about this very thing in his upcoming book about pickled eggs and quantum mechanics.
I shall look forward to this, I have had limited success in this area as a result of overvaluing relativity and poor vinegar selection.

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@petewxyz said
I shall look forward to this, I have had limited success in this area as a result of overvaluing relativity and poor vinegar selection.
What a great "go bag" you will be happy you put that together!

-VR

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