Going into gay conversion therapy...

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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06 Apr 15

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Apr 15

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... any advice you'd be so kind to give me?

I have packed to bring with me the usual clothes, hygiene
products, my ABBA collection, and one giant plug.

lolof

Joined: 10 May 07
Moves: 10128

06 Apr 15

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A book perhaps?

'Avenger' by Frederick Forsyth - with a very masculine hero.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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Moves: 33672

06 Apr 15

Thank you.

I was warned not to bring anything by Oscar Wilde.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

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07 Apr 15

Originally posted by Seitse
... any advice you'd be so kind to give me?

I have packed to bring with me the usual clothes, hygiene
products, my ABBA collection, and one giant plug.

What do the gays want to convert?

Shallow Blue

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Moves: 12477

07 Apr 15

I wouldn't bother if I were you. Your closet is safe enough as it is.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

07 Apr 15

I want to run for Congress in a Republican ticket.

So I must stop picking up boys at airport bathrooms.

Not going is out of the question.

Please focus, people. What should I pack before heading
to Ayatollah Khomeini's Gay Conversion Therapy Camp?

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

10 Apr 15

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to run for Congress in a Republican ticket.

So I must stop picking up boys at airport bathrooms.

Not going is out of the question.

Oh, in that case you don't need conversion therapy but diversion therapy. Just divert your predilection from airport boys to Congressional pages, and you'll be fine.

redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

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11 Apr 15

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Originally posted by Seitse
I want to run for Congress in a Republican ticket.

So I must stop picking up boys at airport bathrooms.

Not going is out of the question.

Please focus, people. What should I pack before heading
to Ayatollah Khomeini's Gay Conversion Therapy Camp?

remember to take your but plug if you are going into politics you are bound to get shafted.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
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23 May 15

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to run for Congress in a Republican ticket.

So I must stop picking up boys at airport bathrooms.

Not going is out of the question.

Please focus, people. What should I pack before heading
to Ayatollah Khomeini's Gay Conversion Therapy Camp?

So this is the reason for Seitse's absence...

divegeester

watching in dismay

STARMERGEDDON

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23 May 15

Originally posted by Seitse
... any advice you'd be so kind to give me?

Take something to bite down on.

Drewnogal

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The Plot

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23 May 15

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redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

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23 May 15

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Originally posted by divegeester
Take something to bite down on.

he could use your pillow, or have you already bitten through yours.

moonbus

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24 May 15

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I hear they cut off the hands of thieves there. I wonder what part of your body they cut off if they catch you with boys in an airport restroom?

Maybe you should pack some disinfectant, just in case...

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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25 May 15

Originally posted by moonbus
I hear they cut off the hands of thieves there. I wonder what part of your body they cut off if they catch you with boys in an airport restroom?

Maybe you should pack some disinfectant, just in case...

I wouldn't believe a word this dude says. He could be a female pole dancer for all we know.

moonbus

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Moves: 8703

25 May 15

Originally posted by sonhouse
I wouldn't believe a word this dude says. He could be a female pole dancer for all we know.

Or a Polish female dancer.