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Originally posted by taipei5200
It's not how old you feel..A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
crap! my girlfriend is 7 years older than me... i must end it immediately. thanks for the advice.

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Originally posted by trev33
crap! my girlfriend is 7 years older than me... i must end it immediately. thanks for the advice.
It's ok Trev....she is barely legal!! 😉😛

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
It's ok Trev....she is barely legal!! 😉😛
what have you said to immigration? 😠😵

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Originally posted by trev33
what have you said to immigration? 😠😵
bwaaa haaa haaa ha...wouldn't you like to know? 😀

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Originally posted by Woodgie
What type of bike was it, a ladies or gents?
I think older people might be a bit taller than the cross bar of a bike.
i don't recall what type of bike it was, he did make a few variations to make it more comfortable for the long rides though, which i thought was quite cleaver.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
bwaaa haaa haaa ha...wouldn't you like to know? 😀
while you're at the immigration office can you go and buy me a winning lotto ticket, cheers 😛

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I 'member the good old days, when I kicked asses and took names.😞

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~Doug Larson


Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Mark Twain


Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. ~Samuel Ullman


You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair. ~Douglas MacArthur


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis


In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days long. ~Nikita Ivanovich Panin


Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~Jim Fiebig


In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. ~E.B. White


The years teach much which the days never knew. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing


Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain, Following the Equator


Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw


There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ~John Mortimer


Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier, New York Times, 9 October 1960


Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all!.... his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless, and his hands are mutes. ~Charles Dickens


Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. ~Author Unknown


A man's age is something impressive, it sums up his life: maturity reached slowly and against many obstacles, illnesses cured, griefs and despairs overcome, and unconscious risks taken; maturity formed through so many desires, hopes, regrets, forgotten things, loves. A man's age represents a fine cargo of experiences and memories. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell


Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. ~Robert Southey, The Doctor


A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. ~John Barrymore


How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? ~Satchel Paige


Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour. With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow's hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life. ~Charles Dickens


The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright 😀


When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain


Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~Caryn Leschen


Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. ~Victor Hugo


Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net. ~Franklin Adams


Everyone is the age of their heart. ~Guatemalan Proverb


There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown


Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim


There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going. ~J.B. Priestly


I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown


Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard


By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. ~Author Unknown


There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. ~Logan Pearsall Smith


We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. ~Author Unknown

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Originally posted by trev33
i met a 68 year old traveling around india on his bicycle... on his bicycle. this is the bar all old people should be measured at, truly remarkable.
Thats only because he forgot where he parked his car !😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~Doug Larson


Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Mark Twain


Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles ...[text shortened]... th


We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. ~Author Unknown
I plan to live forever. So far, so good! - mwmiller and whoever said it first

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Originally posted by mikelom
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~Doug Larson


Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Mark Twain


Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles th


We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. ~Author Unknown
You forgot "Why is youth wasted on the young?"

Also: I don't want to achieve immortality through my works, I want to achieve immortality through not dying...

Thought that last was from Woodie Allen but someone found the original.

Speaking of quotes:

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." —Dave Barry

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Originally posted by trev33
i met a 68 year old traveling around india on his bicycle... on his bicycle. this is the bar all old people should be measured at, truly remarkable.
When my Mum lived near Boston UK, a 91 year old man cycled past every morning on his way to get his newspaper and cigarettes, and again every evening going to the pub. I think the stress free living in the open countryside has benefits.

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