Originally posted by rubberjaw30Aren't you the kid I could'a timed out for the last two days? 😠
having a firm belief in the truth makes us stupid?
that's ironic on SO many diferrent levels...
No fair making the game last longer than the rest of my lifespan, whippersnapper. 😛
Originally posted by widget
Dead sober (...just did a Vista upgrade - I shoulda been drinking)
I am deeply sorry, have a drink, cheers. 🙂
Canadian by immigration - and proud to be, too!!!😀
I am really deeply sorry, make it a double. 😞
Sometimes leader of RHPs greatest and most dangerous Clan - In Vino Veritas... Yes, I am he.... 😛
In Vino Veri-who? I was told it stood for In Vitro Virgins. 😛
Just kidding widgey, make it a triple. 😀
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3And it is a great Saturday indeed! 😀 Will they cut you off again for Easter Sunday?
I'm skint. Can't do anything but wait 'til the end of the month. Anyway, now its "Good Saturday" and I have booze again...
(No flamin' wonder James Joyce moved to Switzerland and Samuel Beckett to France!!!)
Originally posted by widgetNo, just Christmas and Good Friday - I think. I can't remember, because usually everyone goes to the offo and stocks up the day before with enough booze to get an army drunk. Then they use the holiday to do marathon drinking sessions. I couldn't because I had to go to work... but it's all good now.
And it is a great Saturday indeed! 😀 Will they cut you off again for Easter Sunday?
(No flamin' wonder James Joyce moved to Switzerland and Samuel Beckett to France!!!)
Originally posted by st00p1dfac3What Would Jesus Say? 😛 Or is He too busy getting ready to rise again?
No, just Christmas and Good Friday - I think. I can't remember, because usually everyone goes to the offo and stocks up the day before with enough booze to get an army drunk. Then they use the holiday to do marathon drinking sessions. I couldn't because I had to go to work... but it's all good now.
Great Friday.. but really stinky laws stopping shops opening.. totally stupid should be a free country.. Still had a lazy day off.... oh for the innocence of Little Johnny.
One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the children where Jesus lives. The teacher called on Davie who replied, “Jesus lives in my heart.” “Very good.” said the teacher.
Her heart falls seeing Little Johnny with his hand up smiling..
Marilou pops up her hand..phew Yes Marilou where does Jesus Live?
“Jesus lives in Heaven.” she says.. “Very good,” said the teacher.
Little Johnny is in the back of the room now waving his hand to be called on. The teacher knows it going to be hell but gives him a chance.. Okay Little Johnny where does Jesus Live?
“Jesus lives in the toilet Miss,” says Johnny.
After a moment of prayer and consideration she asks the question.. Why do you think Jesus lives in the toilet Little Johnny?
Johnny replies with a totally innocent straight face, “Because every morning when I'm having a crap my dad bangs on the door and yells over and over again "Jesus Christ, hurry up and get out of there.”
Well back to bed to enjoy my lay in for Easter.. have a good one 😉
Originally posted by Tirau DanObviously, like The Scarlet Pimpernel and The Shadow... He is everywhere 😉
Great Friday.. but really stinky laws stopping shops opening.. totally stupid should be a free country.. Still had a lazy day off.... oh for the innocence of Little Johnny.
One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the children where Jesus lives. The teacher called on Davie who replied, “Jesus lives in my heart.” “Very good.” said the teacher. ...[text shortened]... get out of there.”
Well back to bed to enjoy my lay in for Easter.. have a good one 😉