21 Dec 10
Originally posted by tmetzler4 years or so ago, the police raided my friend's house. they took every single plant, which were stacked on shelves with grow lights, 3-4 shelves on top of each other on each wall.
/me awaits the thread where phlabby posts about how the cops -- after using their flir system --bust down his door in the middle of night to bust up his tomato grow op. edit: oh and how they shot his dog in the process
they brought them all back a few days later, after some razor sharp sherlock holmes action revealed that they were all chile plants. a lot of them heavy with fruit, which might've tipped them off.
nosey neighbours, you've just gotta love 'em.
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21 Dec 10
Originally posted by wormwoodWith the flir detectors, you dont even need nosey neighbors. the cops can just drive or fly around looking for the correct heat signature. then fake some info for a warrant and next you know your dog is dead and your door is on the ground.
nosey neighbours, you've just gotta love 'em.
21 Dec 10
Originally posted by wormwoodThe law should make your neighbours smoke the chile for wrongly accusing your friend.
4 years or so ago, the police raided my friend's house. they took every single plant, which were stacked on shelves with grow lights, 3-4 shelves on top of each other on each wall.
they brought them all back a few days later, after some razor sharp sherlock holmes action revealed that they were all chile plants. a lot of them heavy with fruit, which might've tipped them off.
nosey neighbours, you've just gotta love 'em.
21 Dec 10
Originally posted by wormwoodBack in highschool a friend of mine got probation for growing... lucky he was 17 or so.
4 years or so ago, the police raided my friend's house. they took every single plant, which were stacked on shelves with grow lights, 3-4 shelves on top of each other on each wall.
they brought them all back a few days later, after some razor sharp sherlock holmes action revealed that they were all chile plants. a lot of them heavy with fruit, which might've tipped them off.
nosey neighbours, you've just gotta love 'em.
They weighed the plant in the coffee can of dirt!
Street value 'blah blah blah' for what may have been 20 leaves at the time.
Cripes!
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21 Dec 10
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Originally posted by Sunburnt"House flies 'bugging you'? Phlab can help! Purchase my home cultivated Venus Fly Traps! Now YOU can have the security of a plant that NEVER SLEEPS! Imagine going to work or the market with the security of knowing your home is SAFE from house flies. House flies carry diseases, they can get in the eyes and mouths of your loved ones! Do you want this? No. I think NOT!
I think you should grow venus fly traps.
CALL TODAY! The first 500 callers will also receive, at no extra charge a hand decorated egg carton so you can proudly display your plant for ALL your friends.
Act now, callers with a last name beginning with A-M will be helped IMMEDIATELY! All others please call tomorrow.
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21 Dec 10
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Originally posted by Palynkaanother friend, a(nother) hardcore chile head, got the bright idea of rolling it into a joint. halfway the first inhale he realized what a colossal, moronic mistake it was. he then hit the floor cramping, lungs on fire like never before. every time he tried to inhale, it burned him again. it took about two minutes before he could get any air in, thinking this was it, the most idiotic way to die. then he slowly recovered and all was well again.
The law should make your neighbours smoke the chile for wrongly accusing your friend.
everybody else laughed their drunken asses off of course.
21 Dec 10
Originally posted by PhlabibitYou're going to make a fortune!
"House flies 'bugging you'? Phlab can help! Purchase my home cultivated Venus Fly Traps! Now YOU can have the security of a plant that NEVER SLEEPS! Imagine going to work or the market with the security of knowing your home is SAFE from house flies. House flies carry diseases, they can get in the eyes and mouths of your loved ones! Do you want this? ...[text shortened]... t name beginning with A-M will be helped IMMEDIATELY! All others please call tomorrow.
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22 Dec 10
Originally posted by wormwoodSounds very familiar. There's always one, right? 🙂
another friend, a(nother) hardcore chile head, got the bright idea of rolling it into a joint. halfway the first inhale he realized what a colossal, moronic mistake it was. he then hit the floor cramping, lungs on fire like never before. every time he tried to inhale, it burned him again. it took about two minutes before he could get any air in, thinking th ...[text shortened]... y recovered and all was well again.
everybody else laughed their drunken asses off of course.
23 Dec 10
Originally posted by wormwoodI hope the cops got charged with damaged and sued. Unlikely, but we can dream.
4 years or so ago, the police raided my friend's house. they took every single plant, which were stacked on shelves with grow lights, 3-4 shelves on top of each other on each wall.
they brought them all back a few days later, after some razor sharp sherlock holmes action revealed that they were all chile plants. a lot of them heavy with fruit, which might've tipped them off.
nosey neighbours, you've just gotta love 'em.
24 Dec 10
Originally posted by wormwoodYour friend was lucky! Many people start off innocent enough with a pepper hooter, next thing they know they're mainlining pico de gallo trying to chase that high.
another friend, a(nother) hardcore chile head, got the bright idea of rolling it into a joint. halfway the first inhale he realized what a colossal, moronic mistake it was. he then hit the floor cramping, lungs on fire like never before. every time he tried to inhale, it burned him again. it took about two minutes before he could get any air in, thinking th ...[text shortened]... y recovered and all was well again.
everybody else laughed their drunken asses off of course.