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Guns or butter?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'd buy more booze. I have butter and guns already.
Booze and guns. That sounds like a scary combination. *insert Dueling Banjos theme here*

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Booze and guns. That sounds like a scary combination. *insert Dueling Banjos theme here*
Booze and power tools are almost as much fun. I have a rule about power tools, I won't use them unless I can't walk. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Booze and power tools are almost as much fun. I have a rule about power tools, I won't use them unless I can't walk. 😕
so... exactly how many fingers do you have left?

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Originally posted by duecer
so... exactly how many fingers do you have left?
I still have all 12. 😏

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You've got US$250 to spend -- which do you choose?
Gun.

That's a damn cheap gun though.

Some dude tried to break into a car in the garage the other day. I need me a gun. The ghetto trash are too brazen in my 'hood.

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guns. then I'd go hold up that butter shop.

that's how you deal with these 'genie and a limited number of wishes' scenarios, everybody knows that.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Booze and guns. That sounds like a scary combination. *insert Dueling Banjos theme here*

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Originally posted by dottewell
Buns. Or a gutter.
When last were your buns wedged in the gutter?

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They'll both kill ya, but i'll take the long lingering death of butter. If i want a quick death i'll go to 10^3's neighborHood.

Granny.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
No no no. You buy that much butter, and you make enough pancakes to go with it. You sell the pancakes with butter. People are fed and happy, and you have a lot more money. And then, as Nordlys said, you use the proceeds to buy something else. That many pancakes should support a job training program, at least briefly. Or it should at least get one started! 🙂
What if you don't have the other ingredients for the pancakes? And art sells better.

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