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Originally posted by Nordlys
I will not tell you.
Don't want to spoil it for you.
Read it yourself, ape.

It's from "The Flanders Panel"
By A. Perez-Reverte.
Oh, I'm excited
Amazon says its despatched
can't wait for the book

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Shut up Boomer and flip the coin. I'm ready for my pizza.

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
Shut up Boomer and flip the coin. I'm ready for my pizza.
The pregame show may
last longer than the football
game! Such wasted time!

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Originally posted by reader1107
The pregame show may
last longer than the football
game! Such wasted time!
Quarterback Monday mornin'
always makes the play
The defense is hung over.

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
Monday morning quarterbacking
leads in all the stats
especially time of possession
Learn to write haikus
Or take it to Sports Forum.
Have a nice pizza.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Learn to write haikus
Or take it to Sports Forum.
Have a nice pizza.
What's this superbowl -
Some sport from the USA?
What's wrong with rugby?

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Originally posted by orangutan
What's this superbowl -
Some sport from the USA?
What's wrong with rugby?
What's wrong with rugby?
How many syllables do
I have? Just kidding!

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I am baking buns.
Why did I get this idea???
I hate sticky dough!

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Originally posted by reader1107
What's wrong with rugby?
How many syllables do
I have? Just kidding!
... would have believed you
because I know I can't count.
Has it started yet?

(not that I'm bothered at all -
Just if you cared - that is all)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am baking buns.
Why did I get this idea???
I hate sticky dough!
You need to use flour!
This much I know - otherwise
you get stuck with dough

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Originally posted by orangutan
What's this superbowl -
Some sport from the USA?
What's wrong with rugby?
I don't care about
rugby or the superbowl.
Prefer salad bowls.

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Originally posted by orangutan
You need to use flour!
This much I know - otherwise
you get stuck with dough
How can there be dough
If I do not use flour?
I put in a lot.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
How can there be dough
If I do not use flour?
I put in a lot.
you (k)need more flour then
pour it over and round 'bout
Stops the dough sticking

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Originally posted by orangutan
you (k)need more flour then
pour it over and round 'bout
Stops the dough sticking
Thanks for the advice.
However, it is too late.
I'm baking them now.

Should have used a recipe,
That might have helped a little.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Learn to write haikus
Or take it to Sports Forum.
Have a nice pizza.
Quarterback Monday mornin'
always makes the play
The defense is hung over.

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