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Originally posted by orangutan
OK - fair enough.
Here is your licorice tea
Is the pasta cooked?
Thank you for the tea!
Pasta is cooked and eaten,
But I'm still hungry!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Earl Grey tastes like soap.
I use soap to wash myself,
Don't want to drink it.

Never heard of London fog.
Is it made with Earl Grey tea?
London Fog is just
cup of steamed milk and add
an Earl grey tea bag

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Thank you for the tea!
Pasta is cooked and eaten,
But I'm still hungry!
I'll look in the fridge
(someone's already done that)
I'll look anyway

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Never heard of London fog.
Is it made with Earl Grey tea?
I'm a barista.
I know how to make drinks
Don't you belive me?

[edit] Recipe
16 oz of milk. (2% or whole)
1 shot of vanilla syrup per 16 oz of milk
1 bag of Earl Grey Tea

[edit] How To Make
Step 1: Brew a small amount of Earl Grey tea. (Add about 1/2 cup of boiling water to your mug with the tea bag in it.) You are making Earl Grey tea concentrate. Let steep for 2-4 minutes to achieve optimum flavour.

Step 2: Heat up Milk. Preferably you have access to a steamer, or you might be able to ask your local barista for help.

Step 3: Add the vanilla syrup. (adjust according to taste)

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Originally posted by GinoJ

I'm a barista.
I know how to make drinks
Don't you belive me?
That was my masterpiece haiku, just perfect. 😏

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Ooops. Posted twice accidentally, sorry.

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Originally posted by GinoJ
That was my masterpiece haiku, just [b]perfect. 😏[/b]
No need to post twice -
You got the count wrong - line two:
"drinks" is only one

and you can not spell believe
there are rules to this you know

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Originally posted by orangutan
No need to post twice -
You got the count wrong - line two:
"drinks" is only one
C'mon you're anal
Always find something wrong
Just accept it yo!

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Originally posted by GinoJ
C'mon you're anal
Always find something wrong
Just accept it yo!
The name of the thread
is Haiku. So ... write Haiku.
All you have to do.

but no one is making you
so if you don't like it .... go.

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What's up with haiku?!
Got us using our fingers
If we got time t'spare!

But it's all ok;
So keep on countig dear folks:
Time is all we have...

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Originally posted by orangutan
The name of the thread
is Haiku. So ... write Haiku.
All you have to do.

but no one is making you
so if you don't like it .... go.
ok fine gentleman
I get it now how to do
rymes with haiku

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poor orangutan
trying to teach a stubborn
man how to haiku

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Originally posted by reader1107
poor orangutan
trying to teach a stubborn
man how to haiku
My lessons don't work
I need a big hard brick wall -
long run up - head hurts.

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Originally posted by GinoJ
ok fine gentleman
I get it now how to do
rymes with haiku
Rhyming is not it,
Haikus aren't supposed to rhyme
just count properly

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Originally posted by orangutan
My lessons don't work
I need a big hard brick wall -
long run up - head hurts.
Did not I get it?
Did not I get how to do a
Freakin' Haiku?

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