30 Oct 05
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Originally posted by royalchickenRuss cast his eyes northward, where the night looked even darker and stormier than the night at his back ... a soft, menacing buzz rose in his ears, gradually increasing til it threatened to overwhelm his steely composure ... it resolved itself to the tramp of thousands of tiny feet ... the moon briefly peeked from behind the clouds to reveal thousands of carrots, tramping through the gloom, gnashing their sharp little teeth and murmuring cries of vengeance ... pradtf let his axe fall back from it's position over Russ's head, and stumbled back ... his halting cries of "No, No" echoed through the night ... he snapped around and tried to make it to the gate, but it was too late, the first wave clutched at his spindly, veggie-fed legs and tripped him up ... Russ shielded his eyes from the horror, as the carrots wreaked their revenge on pradtf for their lost fellows ... from the clouds on high an answering crescendo of tiny shrieks approved each tiny bite extracted from pradtf's shanks ... Russ staggered through the gate, trying to erase the vision from his mind, though he knew he could never forget it ... but hark! what slight, raspy sound was that off to his left? ...
...but not, apparently, by the moderator. For wielding his own axe in the yard was the friendly and peaceful pradtf, who screamed maniacally that 'That will teach you to eat animals!'
But all was not lost, for from the region of the banned there could be heard a [b]howl, and then another, until their eerie strains filled the night...[/b]
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by VivaldiIll go
Russ ran down the stairs, he was closely followed by the light bulb and willy, they ran towards the door but as they got to it, it opened, WHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR screamed willy as the dead mods that had no heads walked into the house.
Russ and the crew ran out the back door and made there way to the cemetry.
At the cemetry the light bulb asked Russ why was ...[text shortened]... ", willy had a sniff and declaired that it was wee.
God then arived
Whos next I done my bit
God then arrived out of the mist. russ stopped running for he could not belive it. Russ cried for help and God said that"I will try but it maynot work for devil has sent the evil headless mods to take you away." the evil headless mods were still coming but then suddenly!! a hand grabbed russ's leg and he fell over. the dead of the cemetery were rising from their graves. He screamed for god to help him. and god waved his arms and lighting struck all of the mods but they still move on agian and agian God struck them. Then God said" I must leave they are to strong, dont worry you will survive becasue my power is in you." with that god left. Russ found a stick on the ground and bet the hand that was trying to drag him down into the earth. the hand broke after a while and he went through the gate but with the zombies and mods close after him.they were so close that he could hear their rasping breaths and the "slush" when they step....
that was hard. who is next
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by bloodyboyI'll go again, but yours is the continuation of the ghost ghost story so I'll use zee's
Ill go
God then arrived out of the mist. russ stopped running for he could not belive it. Russ cried for help and God said that"I will try but it maynot work for devil has sent the evil headless mods to take you away." the evil headless mods were still coming but then suddenly!! a hand grabbed russ's leg and he fell over. the dead of the cemetery wer ...[text shortened]... ld hear their rasping breaths and the "slush" when they step....
that was hard. who is next
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by Jay PeateaI got a better one!...........Colin the cheat2, has returned from the grave..
Come gather round the fire and let us take it in turns to tell chapters from RHP Halloween ghost story.......
It was a cold and dark night towards the end of october. Russ was relaxing on the couch after a hard days graft, with a beer watch a dvd of "Red dwarf series 2". He had just cracked open his second beer, when suddenly the tv & light went off. ...[text shortened]... being typed up on the screen. A nasty chill ran down his spine, he gingerly edged closer........
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by zeeblebotRuss looked to the left but he saw nothing but the garage door. Russ's head began to clear, the fresh air had began to work it magic. He looked around, there was nothing different about the yard except the bin on it side. There was no evidence of pradtf, killer veggies or a dead body. Perhaps he was unwell ? he rubbed his legs and noticed they were back to normal. Maybe he had imagined it all. He turned around to go back into his house, but stopped at the door. He was still shaken up by his recent strange experience. Whatever it had been, it had set him on edge, a dream maybe but he didn't know what it had been. All that he knew was that he didn't want to be alone. His best friend Chris only lived a few miles out of town so he jumped into his car and pulled up into his drive 15 minutes later.
Russ cast his eyes northward, where the night looked even darker and stormier than the night at his back ... a soft, menacing buzz rose in his ears, gradually increasing til it threatened to overwhelm his steely composure ... it resolved itself to the tramp of thousands of tiny feet ... the moon briefly peeked from behind the clouds to reveal thousands of ...[text shortened]... ew he could never forget it ... but hark! what slight, raspy sound was that off to his left? ...
The curtains on the ground floor to the house were illuminated by the light inside. "Good" thought Russ" Chris is at home". He climb out the car and slowly walked up to the door. As Russ got closer he could see that the door had been left open slightly a jar. He rang the bell and waited. Nothing happened. He rang the bell again, and waited, again nothing happened. Then he tentively push open the door, and stepped into the house "Hello, Chris, Chris, is anybody there ?".....
Who's up next ?
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by mikelomThere are two stories running the ghost story & the ghost ghost story (a parallel universe if you like). The first is a more traditional ghost story, whilst the second is surreal & anything goes. 🙂
What happened to the axemen mods and our departed colleagues story line??...... did I miss something here?
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by VivaldiMine.
Russ was then woken up by coconut and as he was woken he screamed CHRIS.
coconut peed his pants and ran away very fast
Whos go is it 😛
And he ran and he ran until he was tripped over by a frog. And the cow said to him, "What's the difference between a duck?". And the monkery replied, "They've both got one leg the same."
And the Giraffe leaned to and retorted, "Arc Arc the herald angels sing." And so it was that the clouds opened and lo appeared an almighty.......
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by VivaldiMine.
Russ was then woken up by coconut and as he was woken he screamed CHRIS.
coconut peed his pants and ran away very fast
Whos go is it 😛
And he ran and he ran until he was tripped over by a frog. And the cow said to him, "What's the difference between a duck?". And the monkery replied, "They've both got one leg the same."
And the Giraffe leaned to and retorted, "Arc Arc the herald angels sing." And so it was that the clouds opened and lo appeared an almighty.......
31 Oct 05
Originally posted by mikelommine, just a sec
Mine.
And he ran and he ran until he was tripped over by a frog. And the cow said to him, "What's the difference between a duck?". And the monkery replied, "They've both got one leg the same."
And the Giraffe leaned to and retorted, "Arc Arc the herald angels sing." And so it was that the clouds opened and lo appeared an almighty.......