Do you guys ever wonder what kind of good you could have done in the same amount of time you've taken thinking and typing up these posts that are, in reality, fruitless (pun not intended, but fitting)?
Think of all the torture devices you could have come up with. Then you'd only have to post once with your home-made hell maker/organ smasher. It might be more effective, anyway, since everyone will see how dedicated to the cause you are.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go create an Orange of Despair.