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Harry Potter book opening ruined!

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The pictures aren't even from the same link! explain that one too why don'tcha.

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********** dies. The end.

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Originally posted by Coconut
now wait a minute. That guy and those people are NOT in the same room. You can tell by the floor and lights. One is clearly a convenience store, likely a gas station by the link. The other is a bookstore. Now maybe he DID walk in like that, but the pictures aren't taken in the same place.

Aside from that, that lady isn't shocked she's just yawning. The ...[text shortened]... e wasn't even wearing that shirt when taking the picture, if it eve was him taking the picture.
Meh! Details, details.

I don't know why it's like that, or if it's real, or even why the pictures are hosted at differnet sites! I know nothing! A friend of mine e-mailed me the links and I thought I'd post it here and share it with you lot as the whole idea of it made me laugh.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
********** dies. The end.
that's not nice...

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Originally posted by abejnood
that's not nice...
judging by your avatar i'd say you are harry potter! do some magic!

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OK, here's the plot synopsis.

Harry always thinks he's right. Hermoine always does her homework. Ron never does. Dumbledore cruises around in a daze. Voldemort hisses a lot. Malfoy ponces about everywhere. Harry's good at football. Hagrid is entrusted with vital information which he lets slip. Snape oozes around like a bad guy. Ron makes constant balls ups and turns red. Hermoine has sporadic blub attacks. Harry wins the deathmatch, but some other poor sod has to sacrifice himself/herself. Other peripheral characters do the usual. The Defence against the Dark Arts teacher holds the plot together until they have to stop being the Defence against the Dark Arts teacher.

And now I shall read the thing, and see how far off I am, 😛

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Originally posted by Vandalizer
OK, here's the plot synopsis.

Harry always thinks he's right. Hermoine always does her homework. Ron never does. Dumbledore cruises around in a daze. Voldemort hisses a lot. Malfoy ponces about everywhere. Harry's good at football. Hagrid is entrusted with vital information which he lets slip. Snape oozes around like a bad guy. Ron makes constant ba ...[text shortened]... e against the Dark Arts teacher.

And now I shall read the thing, and see how far off I am, 😛
sounds like a familiar plot. oh hang on, yep thats the same as all the other harry potter books. very clever. except the plot change in this is that harry has a sex change, and hermoine falls for him/her. and they do lesbian spells to turn ron into their Be-atch. I ll read it and i bet im closer.

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