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Originally posted by invigorate
someone for the first time completely sober....ever?
Not since I was 10!

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Originally posted by tommybear
a main reason why i havent gotten the attention of the ladies...that and i always say what is on my mind. I want to be myself...and sometimes being myself is very strong so i drive women away. I have no trouble talking to anyone its just the ice breakers that drive them away.
Is it just me, or is the idea of a car sales man driving the women away subtley amusing in an ironic kind of a way?

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Originally posted by invigorate
someone for the first time completely sober....ever?
Yep.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
You make 150,000 cars a year? Wow, must be one busy dude🙂
and you must have a huge surplus as well-i mean, you make 150'000 but only sell 30-35?

🙄

And yes, many a time have i kissed a girl sober. (that is to say, many a time relative to the amount of girls i have kissed)

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No, never, alcohol is the only way I have ever found myself able to talk to, let alone kiss girls for the first time. After that initial one though, sober as a judge and twice as punishing.

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I tend to have to get the girl drunk before I get kissed...

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I am willing to dress up as a girly in a frock and a wig and charge a tenner in UK money per kiss

If you want to go further it will cost a dime for head on top of the UK money etc 😛

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Originally posted by tommybear
a main reason why i havent gotten the attention of the ladies...that and i always say what is on my mind. I want to be myself...and sometimes being myself is very strong so i drive women away. I have no trouble talking to anyone its just the ice breakers that drive them away.
Are you ugly?

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Originally posted by Esoteric
Are you ugly?
I am not ugly. I think what my main problem is is women feel as I am a safe guy. that is to say that when they are left by the bad boy they can come to me and have me any time they want. I am a geniunely nice guy and treat women with respect which is why I have no luck because i refuse to mistreat a women even if she wants me to. I have been told that i need to find a women that has been beat up or abused or is coming out of a bad relationship that would allow me to put on the charm and sweep her off her feet....i guess it is difficult because I am looking to start a family not just looking to give a girl a pretty pearl necklace.


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This thread has enough insanity floating around to sink the Titanic if and only if it was converted to a mental ward.

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Originally posted by tommybear
I am not ugly. I think what my main problem is is women feel as I am a safe guy. that is to say that when they are left by the bad boy they can come to me and have me any time they want. I am a geniunely nice guy and treat women with respect which is why I have no luck because i refuse to mistreat a women even if she wants me to. I have been told that i ne ...[text shortened]... I am looking to start a family not just looking to give a girl a pretty pearl necklace.


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Maybe you should lighten up and not go into any relationship expecting anything but to have fun?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I tend to have to get the girl drunk before I get kissed...
yo must look pretty bad then ...lol hehe

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Originally posted by princessleah
yo must look pretty bad then ...lol hehe
There are no ugly women, just a shortage of beer.

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Originally posted by tommybear
I am not ugly. I think what my main problem is is women feel as I am a safe guy. that is to say that when they are left by the bad boy they can come to me and have me any time they want. I am a geniunely nice guy and treat women with respect which is why I have no luck because i refuse to mistreat a women even if she wants me to. I have been told that i ne ...[text shortened]... I am looking to start a family not just looking to give a girl a pretty pearl necklace.


Tom
what if you applied sales techniques? ...

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Has anyone ever kissed a walrus?

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