17 Jan 07
..i can't get it out of the shed...it is chained down and there is a note on
it that reads that captaid kidd the pirate is across the street and if i move
it i will get 40 pound shot across the roof of my house...he has also cut the
telephone lines...i have 30 cents so i know if i sneak out at night i can make 3 calls..who should i call ?...
17 Jan 07
Originally posted by reinfeldGhost-Busters!
..i can't get it out of the shed...it is chained down and there is a note on
it that reads that captaid kidd the pirate is across the street and if i move
it i will get 40 pound shot across the roof of my house...he has also cut the
telephone lines...i have 30 cents so i know if i sneak out at night i can make 3 calls..who should i call ?...
17 Jan 07
Originally posted by reinfeldOkay, it's quite clear what you should do. The first person you call is the pirate. Pretend to be someone else somewhere far away who has important information about a treasure. Tell him he needs to get there immediately. First problem solved. Then you call a rabbi and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
..no..i need someone with a sense of history...i need a rabbi too...i need
to find franklin delano roosevelt...what to do ?....
17 Jan 07
..should i dig up the rabbi before i dig up fdr...does it make a difference ?..and i think the pirate is really the old lady across the street..her 40 lb
shot is actually the los angeles times...i think i could duck the paper but i
don't have bolt cutter...do you think they buried a bolt cutter with the rabbi ( see what two shots of whiskey will take you to...)
17 Jan 07
Originally posted by NordlysAgreed. Call Bush. Tell him someone far away has Oil. He'll be there immediately!
Okay, it's quite clear what you should do. The first person you call is the pirate. Pretend to be someone else somewhere far away who has important information about a treasure. Tell him he needs to get there immediately. First problem solved. Then you call a rabbi and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
17 Jan 07
Originally posted by reinfeldCareful? No THANKS. Truth be knownst to AL!
...oh..be careful...i am a neo-con....but i will not spoil the thread with any
politcal comment...god save the republic said cincinatus as he abandoned
his plow to find his sword once again in the defense of republican rome...
17 Jan 07
Originally posted by reinfeldHere's how you can reach the only one who can help you: strongbad@homestarrunner.com
..no..i need someone with a sense of history...i need a rabbi too...i need
to find franklin delano roosevelt...what to do ?....
18 Jan 07
Originally posted by MimorRESPECT!
Here's how you can reach the only one who can help you: strongbad@homestarrunner.com
18 Jan 07
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Originally posted by MimorStrongbad is my hero 😀
Here's how you can reach the only one who can help you: strongbad@homestarrunner.com
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Oh....better not let the pope know!