How do I register as a UFO?

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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06 Jul 07

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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06 Jul 07

I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

😛

A green head would be good also...

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

😛

A green head would be good also...

May be 'phone home'..... it might start 😉

Loose Screw

Insane in the Brain!

The House of Pain.

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

😛

A green head would be good also...

Don't worry!
After a while in that spinning plate, your head will turn green naturely. 😛 😉

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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06 Jul 07

Ok, but first I need to get rid of my sexual organs, speak nonsense, get a funny shaped head and big, totally black eyes...

... can I use Xanthos as a model?

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, but first I need to get rid of my sexual organs, speak nonsense, get a funny shaped head and big, totally black eyes...

... can I use Xanthos as a model?

ask Mokko 😲

Sunburnt

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Some other realm

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, but first I need to get rid of my sexual organs, speak nonsense, get a funny shaped head and big, totally black eyes...

... can I use Xanthos as a model?

You must go to the Area 51 military installation in Nevada, USA and register at the window with the sign that says, "TOP SECRET UFO REGISTRATION, ID REQUIRED"

shortcircuit

master of disaster

funny farm

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

😛

A green head would be good also...

well, let's see....drink some bad tequila and that will handle the green head part, and you must have a saucer becuase I heard several of the ladies say you were a dish. I would say you are well on your way to being a UFO.

Choreant

Solaris

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06 Jul 07

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You must go to the Area 51 military installation in Nevada, USA and register at the window with the sign that says, "TOP SECRET UFO REGISTRATION, ID REQUIRED"

So why is it TOP SECRET. It 's quite a good way to make money. And don't you forget about the souvenir shop on the corner .

Sunburnt

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Some other realm

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Seitse
I want to wander the skies as a spinning plate!

😛

A green head would be good also...

You need some aluminum foil as well.

Sunburnt

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Some other realm

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06 Jul 07

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Originally posted by Choreant
So why is it TOP SECRET. It 's quite a good way to make money. And don't you forget about the souvenir shop on the corner .

IT'S TOP SECRET BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT, SILLY!

SHEESH!!!

😉

Aluminum foil is in aisle 2 of the souvenir shop.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Sunburnt
You need some aluminum foil as well.

To make some stuff in the oven????? 😲

mikelom

Ajarn

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06 Jul 07

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Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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06 Jul 07

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Mods! Mods!

Vulgarity has taken me as hostage!

I am being forceably exposed to vulgarity!

Mods! Mods!

😛

Sunburnt

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Some other realm

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Seitse
To make some stuff in the oven????? 😲

What? No, to attach a wire clothing hanger and to wrap around your head. Leave enough space for a signal from the mother planet.

Perhaps we need to back up and go to Pre-registration? Do you have your language translator?

:'(

Choreant

Solaris

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06 Jul 07

Originally posted by Sunburnt
You must go to the Area 51 military installation in Nevada, USA and register at the window with the sign that says, "TOP SECRET UFO REGISTRATION, ID REQUIRED"

A now i understand SHHHH!
I won't tell everyone.