Originally posted by LEURThere's a letter signed by an ex governor (and President) warning you not to "strategerally inguage en nucular prorifferation."
How do you know when a Texan has been in your yard...
You find a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
There are more Lone Star flags placed there than there are USA flags.
Your whole lawn is dug up by armadillos but the good news is: all the grub worms are gone.