How I Met My Wife

Originally posted by invigorate
How I met my wife - true story.

I walked in to a party realised that I was unique by being sober and that I knew only the "couple" I arrived with and they had long since disappeared. I was person non grata for a while. My large frame blocking doorway from the hallway to the lounge, I was lurking like an internet chess nerd in the playboy mansion..
...[text shortened]... hing I own by marrying her. Now she's given me a beautiful daughter and I couldn't be happier.

rec for the dancing comment 🙂

Originally posted by Tinmart69
doubltless mentioned before....


" How I Met My Wife"
by Jack Winter
Published 25 July 1994 - The New Yorker

It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party
I was very chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled
and consolate. I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the
coat check when I saw her standing alone in a co ...[text shortened]... ogether and have been
together ever since. I have given her my love, and she
has requited it.

congratulations, jack, now all you have to do is learn to speak the english language and you'll be fine.