How many guns are too many?

mikelom

Ajarn

General

02 Mar 09

Woodgie

DISCO!

Joined: 11 Mar 06
Moves: 29627

02 Mar 09

1 edit

Originally posted by Seitse
Woodgie, different guns are for different purposes.

For example: blacks are best gun'd down if a .38 is used, but latinos run slower, so a pump-up shotgun is enough. Groups of threatening gangsta rap kids are more suited for an M-16, but those ugly latino gangs can be dealt with easily using a magnum, just like Dirty Harry.

Asians are a whole different iper rifles.

Finally, anything Czech or German will do for showing off at the KKK meetings.

Ok, you got me, you had me at gangsta rap kids though.

Which Tesco or Sainsbury's sell them, or perhaps this sort of purchase is better made at B&Q?

(Whats a gangsta rap kid in case I come across one)

Edit: Are they like this?
http://www.raghavsr.com/blog/images/Gollum.jpg

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

02 Mar 09

Originally posted by Woodgie
Edit: Are they like this?
http://www.raghavsr.com/blog/images/Gollum.jpg

No, that's a gangsta chav kid from the Shire.

Gangsta rap kids look a little bit like this:

http://image.blingee.com/images10/content/output/2007/4/11/85728179_54e61f11.gif

smw6869

Granny

Parts Unknown

Joined: 19 Jan 07
Moves: 73159

02 Mar 09

I keep one of these hot babies down the front of my pants at all times:

http://www.kimberamerica.com/pistols/crimson_carry/crimson_carry/

GRANNY.

duecer

anybody seen my

underpants??

Joined: 01 Sep 06
Moves: 56453

02 Mar 09

Originally posted by smw6869
I keep one of these hot babies down the front of my pants at all times:

http://www.kimberamerica.com/pistols/crimson_carry/crimson_carry/

GRANNY.

That's a sweet little gun. lightweight, well machined, lots of stopping power

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined: 04 Oct 06
Moves: 639798

02 Mar 09

Originally posted by FabianFnas
A gun for a real coward.

Do not let the Police hear you say that! 😉

Surtism

Prof.

Blighty

Joined: 05 Jun 07
Moves: 137855

02 Mar 09

Originally posted by mikelom
1? 2? 10?

Seems there's never a shortage of bullets and people to shoot at, me included.

But do you really need 2 or 5 guns to shoot me?

How many guns is too many?

If they are pointed at you, 1 is too many. If you are pointing them at somebody else then 1 more than them is just enough!