How will your portfolio look like for 2010?

Originally posted by Loose Screw
Here in the institude your righthand is your best friend.
Or Nurse Betty, but she's a little rough.

Unless you do the 'unknown hand' when it gets numb after sitting on it for 15 minutes.

Recommended.

Originally posted by Seitse
Unless you do the 'unknown hand' when it gets numb after sitting on it for 15 minutes.

Recommended.

"The Stranger"

Originally posted by darvlay
"The Stranger"

Thanks.

Originally posted by Seitse
Unless you do the 'unknown hand' when it gets numb after sitting on it for 15 minutes.

Recommended.

How do you manage if you can't grip?

Originally posted by Palynka
How do you manage if you can't grip?

Hey, how should I know?

I've heard about this thing from a cousin of a friend of a neighbor.

I don't even know the real name of the technique!

Ask Darvlay.

Originally posted by Palynka
How do you manage if you can't grip?

I guess that the lack of grip is compensated by the psychological factor
of thinking the hand belongs to a retarded and wounded aging woman
who sleeps under a bridge and provides the service out of gratitude when
coins are placed in her cup.

Merely a theory *cough* of course.

Originally posted by Palynka
How do you manage if you can't grip?

I use night vision goggles and pretend it's sleeping.


YouTube

I know something about
Opening windows and doors
I know how to move quietly
To creep across creaky wooden floors
I know where to find
Precious things in all
Your cupboards and drawers

Slipping the clippers
Slipping the clippers
Through the telephone wires
The sense of isolation inspires
Inspires me

I like to feel the suspense
When I'm certain you know I am there
I like you lying awake,
Your baited breath charging the air
I like the touch and the smell
Of all the pretty dresses you wear

Intruders happy in the dark
Intruder come
Intruder come and leave his mark,
Leave his mark

Originally posted by Seitse
I guess that the lack of grip is compensated by the psychological factor
of thinking the hand belongs to a retarded and wounded aging woman
who sleeps under a bridge and provides the service out of gratitude when
coins are placed in her cup.

Merely a theory *cough* of course.

MissOleum?

Originally posted by Palynka
MissOleum?

Miss Portugal?

Originally posted by Loose Screw
Miss Portugal?

🙄

Are you a xenophobe?

Originally posted by Seitse
Will you keep 40/60 stocks and bonds?

Or will you bet that the downturn is over and it's all way up from now?

If so, will go small or large cap?

If you will play conservative, will you go for foreign or international bonds?

What about foreign stock?

What are your thoughts on the emerging markets still growing?

Will you index everything? If ...[text shortened]... bal? Asia?

What about gold? The last 10 years have been amazing. Isn't it time to overheat?

I have kids, therefore, no cash.

Originally posted by Palynka
🙄

Are you a xenophobe?

the fear of people who are different from one's self


Now that would be a dissaster for me.
I'm schizophrenic you know.

Originally posted by Loose Screw
the fear of people who are different from one's self


Now that would be a dissaster for me.
I'm schizofrenic you know.

It's a common misconception that xenophobia requires xenophobes to hate all types of differences. That's incorrect. It's enough that they hate certain differences, like nationality for example, and not others.

Consider yourself educated.

Originally posted by Palynka
It's a common misconception that xenophobia requires xenophobes to hate all types of differences. That's incorrect. It's enough that they hate certain differences, like nationality for example, and not others.

Consider yourself educated.

Belligerent ghouls
Run Manchester schools

Spineless swines
Cemented minds


Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old suit since 1962


He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck


I wanna go home
I don't wanna stay
Give up education
As a bad mistake


Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees


Knees you in the groin
Elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates


I wanna go home
I don't wanna stay


Da-da-da ...


Belligerent ghouls
Run Manchester schools


Spineless bastards all ...


Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1902


He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck


I wanna go home
I don't want to stay
Give up life
As a bad mistake


Please excuse me from gym
I've got this terrible cold coming on
He grabs and devours
He kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And he grabs and devours


I want to go home
I don't want to stay...


Da-da-da ...

Originally posted by Palynka
MissOleum?

You had a crush on her didn't you?
😉