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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I feel older already.
You are old, already.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Use the conditional move feature. That is designed to speed things up.

or

PM your slow moving opponents saying their slow moves are clogging
up the system can they please resign their games or move a lot quicker.

Sign it.....Russ

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Get a piece of cloth 100 metres x 100 metres. Fix it to a pole in your back garden.
When the wind catches ...[text shortened]... e's games.

Don't forget to take it down else you will die of old age when you are only 28.
What happens when the wind blows in the other direction? Will I die before I am born?

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Oddly enough, if the wind happens to blow against the Earth's rotation
then nothing happens. It's called the 'McWatt Principle'.

You cannot reverse time, time always goes forward, but you can speed it up.

Prof McWatt (1910-1981) worked out the 100 x 100 metre size.

Less than that it would have no effect, any more than that and you would
be in a day lasting only 4 hours which would mean you would have to fit in
Breakfast, Dinner & Supper during that time leaving little time for anything else.

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