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I am going through a severe depression

I am going through a severe depression

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AThousandYoung
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Marry a cow.

Bobla45

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
Well, heres a suggestion. Snip off two thirds of the big guy, then snip the tip off of that. Then sew the tip back on what is left. That should cure your depression.

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
Yeah, I know some guys with members that small, I sympathize.

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Originally posted by Seitse
See? Why nobody wants to check my CV or read one of
my poems?

:'(
I feel for you honey, I do.
I would read your poems,
are they all about your ding dong ?

HandyAndy
Read a book!

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Originally posted by Seitse
I feel demeaned by you just because I was born
with mucho ding dong.
Call the Avon lady.

cashthetrash
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This is embarrasking

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Originally posted by BustyBeaver
I feel for you honey, I do.
I would read your poems,
are they all about your ding dong ?
Is that an m@m in your shirt pocket or you just happy to read this thread?

BustyBeaver

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Is that an m@m in your shirt pocket or you just happy to read this thread?
The mind wanders...

cashthetrash
PoPeYe

This is embarrasking

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Originally posted by BustyBeaver
The mind wanders...
Use it or lose it.

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Bobla45
Well, heres a suggestion. Snip off two thirds of the big guy, then snip the tip off of that. Then sew the tip back on what is left. That should cure your depression.
I already sport a Prince Albert piercing, thank you.

Sahuaro

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
You can't measure it four times and add the numbers together. Seriously, dude.

Suzianne
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Originally posted by Sahuaro
You can't measure it four times and add the numbers together. Seriously, dude.
LOL!!

TM

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is embarrassing, but I need to take it out of my system.

Thing is: I am well too endowed. Nature has been kind to me
in the crotch department, if you know what I mean.

Do you think it is a blessing? It is not. It is a curse. I cannot
find a single person who would want me for my personality.
I am fed up with being always seen as a sexual object. ...[text shortened]...
I am not, you know? I have feelings. My heart is much bigger
than just 12 inches. I am tired.
Oh, finally I found someone to share my problem. My clutch department is extremely endowed and flexible, the upper parts grab like a crab while the lower half never commits a gaffe.

That brings a lot of trouble and me too am extremely depressed and lost not knowing how to cope with being over gifted.

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
Oh, finally I found someone to share my problem. My clutch department is extremely endowed and flexible, the upper parts grab like a crab while the lower half never commits a gaffe.

That brings a lot of trouble and me too am extremely depressed and lost not knowing how to cope with being over gifted.
Finally, a kindred soul!

Suzianne
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Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
Oh, finally I found someone to share my problem. My clutch department is extremely endowed and flexible, the upper parts grab like a crab while the lower half never commits a gaffe.

That brings a lot of trouble and me too am extremely depressed and lost not knowing how to cope with being over gifted.
Words fail me.

No lie.

Seitse
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Originally posted by Suzianne
Words fail me.

No lie.
You have flabby, gooey genitalia too?

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