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I am not a hillbilly or a redneck! >:(

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac
Years ago there was a low-budget TV sitcom called Mel's Diner. It was supposed to take place in Arizona. Funny thing was that all the 'locals' spoke with a Texas accent. πŸ˜•
Mel's Diner was set in Arizona?!?

I'm thinking of the right show right...Alice saying "Kiss my grits!"?

If that's the right one, that's pretty darn funny!!

ncrosbyπŸ™‚

P.S. Remora, you're good people and that's all there is to say about that! πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by Remora91

10. Northern Kentucky is totally different. We have Thunder Over Louisville, University of Louisville, magnet schools, plenty of vegetarians, we don't look like rednecks, barely anyone hunts, very few people smoke/drink heavily/do drugs (compared to the percentage of people that do in Southern Kentucky), and we do not have southern accents.
Is not Hunter S. Thompson from Loisville?πŸ˜€ One of my favorite American writers, by the way.

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Originally posted by TovMauzer
Is not Hunter S. Thompson from Loisville?πŸ˜€ One of my favorite American writers, by the way.
Not sure. George Clooney is though.

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Originally posted by Remora91
Not sure. George Clooney is though.

Remora, I thought your icon was a dancer's leg...fireworks!

-f

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Originally posted by fierce

Remora, I thought your icon was a dancer's leg...fireworks!

-f
haha. its thunder over louisville. i used to go to that every year. its the largest fireworks show in the country.

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Originally posted by BlackTemplar
Calling somone a redneck use to be a compliment. You knew they worked for a living doing honest work. Now days most things seem to be turned into insults by those who need to make themselves feel better about who they are. R is a great kid and very intelligent from what I have seen on RHP.

Peace be to you.

I live in a town where most people take pride in someone calling them a redneck. I have been considered that myself. Nowadays, people would "categorize" me as a country boy. I can't stand (but do tolerate) ignorant people that assume that a redneck or country boy are prejudice. MOST of us around here are not. It's not like we are all around here saying that "The South Is Gonna Rise Again".πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by TovMauzer
Is not Hunter S. Thompson from Loisville?πŸ˜€ One of my favorite American writers, by the way.
Correct! I'm not sure if his liver is still intact though.

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Originally posted by Coach Pre
I live in a town where most people take pride in someone calling them a redneck. I have been considered that myself. Nowadays, people would "categorize" me as a country boy. I can't stand (but do tolerate) ignorant people that assume that a redneck or country boy are prejudice. MOST of us around here are not. It's not like we are all around here saying that "The South Is Gonna Rise Again".πŸ˜‰
LOL!!! Well, not all of you. πŸ™‚

~ Cheshire Cat πŸ˜€

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Here are some signs that you, yourself, may be a redneck Pagan



If your ceremonial garb consists of cut-offs and a tube top



If you think a "family tradition" is a dating club



If your ceremonial chalice says Budweiser on it



If chewing tobacco is considered a sacred herb



If your coven's secret names for the God and Goddess are Cooter and Sweet Cheeks



If your circle dance includes the words dosey-do



If your altar pentacle is a photo of John Wayne's star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame



If your coven choses it's High Priest at a belching contest



If they chose their High Priestess at a wet t-shirt night



If your annointing oil smells like Old Spice



If you have ever refilled your chalice from a keg



If the cakes and wine are done with a bowie-knife, a can of Foster's and Little Debbie's,



If your pantheon includes Yukon Jack, Jim Beam, and the St. Pauli Girl,



If your ritual music has ever included Johnny Cash singing Ring of Fire



If you think the Wiccan Rede is good for making twig furniture



If you believe a pentagram is a Western Union message to 5 people



If your altar cloth says Holiday Inn or Howard Johnson's



If your Goddess picture says Miss September at the bottom



Or your God statue looks a little too much like Elvis Presley



If you have ever written a spell on the back of a Denny's menu



If you have ever cancelled a coven meeting to watch Pay-Per-View wrestling on TV



Or if you have cast a love spell on livestock. you are definitely a Redneck Pagan.



If your broom has 4 wheel drive and South Carolina plates.



If you have ever used your athame to clean and gut a fish.



If you pray nightly to the God of Big Tires.



If you have a combined Maypole dance/Tractor pull/Turkey shoot for Beltane.



If your Covenstead is propped up on cinder blocks.



If you pray to the Gods of cheap beer and NASCAR.



If your robes are made of denim with Harley-Davidson patches.



If you Invoke the spirits to make your beer last longer.



If you sacrifice barbecue and pork rinds on an altar made of old car hoods.



If your altar cloth is a confederate flag.



If part of your Rite includes throwing shotgun shells into the fire.



If you shoot guns into the air when the Priestess says "The circle is open but unbroken"



If when your Priestess says "Blessed Be"; you respond by screaming "Yeeeehaa!".



You might be a Redneck Pagan.

PD

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Originally posted by ncrosby
Mel's Diner was set in Arizona?!?

I'm thinking of the right show right...Alice saying "Kiss my grits!"? ...

Yep, you got it. And I can tell you that restaurants in Arizona don't offer grits on the menu; it's more of a southeastern US thing.

I sometimes think people on the east coast have only the most superficial knowledge of the southwestern states, excepting California. Greta Van Susteren of Fox News kept saying that the Bush/Kerry debate was at the "University of Arizona in Tempe." BONK! WRONG!

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