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Bosse de Nage
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Originally posted by reader1107
Once they were wet? Actually, probably 2-3 people 😳
It sounds like they should have been equipped with eccentric breathing apparatus, like insectile projections. An enigmatic signalling code with punishments for deviations would also not be out of place.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It sounds like they should have been equipped with eccentric breathing apparatus, like insectile projections. An enigmatic signalling code with punishments for deviations would also not be out of place.
They may have been -- I ditched swimming as much as I could and went to the mall across the street from the school instead. Shopping, Swimming -- they're close, right?

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Originally posted by reader1107
They may have been -- I ditched swimming as much as I could and went to the mall across the street from the school instead. Shopping, Swimming -- they're close, right?
A diving helmet is de rigueur in both cases.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Go get that egg!
Nordlys won't let me out. My disguise has not fooled her superhuman robotic senses.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
😕😳

Can you?
Yes, I can. I've been a rescuer at the beach. You'd better learn to swim. You never know when you need it. I taught my husband to swim.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Oh, duh! I had to reread that twice before I got it. I definitely need to get to bed and get some sleep!!!!!!!!
Lol, great stuff, took me a few seconds to get that too.
Most amusing.

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Originally posted by lioness
Yes, I can. I've been a rescuer at the beach. You'd better learn to swim. You never know when you need it. I taught my husband to swim.
Give me some examples of when I might need it.

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In public pools you don’t know what people are doing in the water. I live near Lake Erie and who knows what kind of filth is coming out of the nearby sewage plant not to mention all the beer cans, dog turds and dead fish on the beach. In the ocean you don’t know what’s lurking under the surface. So, while the answer is I can, I don’t.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Give me some examples of when I might need it.
Well, you could trip and fall with your head in a bucket filled with water, or you could fall asleep in your bath tub, but it's also possible that you will have an accident with the car and end up in the water. I can give you a lot more reasons, but I guess you can imagine them yourself.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Give me some examples of when I might need it.
A smoking hot drunken sorority girl rips off her bathing suit and jumps in the ocean. Oh no! She's too drunk to swim!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Give me some examples of when I might need it.
You see a young child in a pool drowning and you're the only one around that can help.

rbmorris
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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Give me some examples of when I might need it.
If I was chasing you toward the end of a dock, swinging a baseball bat with a sharp metal spike through the end.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
If I was chasing you toward the end of a dock, swinging a baseball bat with a sharp metal spike through the end.
The dock's got no hands, how's it meant to hold onto the bat?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
The dock's got no hands, how's it meant to hold onto the bat?
It just does, ok? I'm directing this bit of film noir. 😠

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Originally posted by rbmorris
It just does, ok? I'm directing this bit of film noir. 😠
Okay, but can you shoot it in slow motion?

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