I had this in 'help' but maybe here is better...

Originally posted by yo its me
Connection to internett help. please


I'm trying to go to different sites (job huntting), but the computer keeps saying it needs to re-connect. I come back here to The Immortal Game, and is is connected!
So then I try again and it says I need to re-connect, then the problem where is tells me it cannot conect because the modem is busy. If you can ...[text shortened]... on to get a connection- but I am connected today it just won't let me travell to a new site.

Walk into their main office.
Draw a Kalashnikov (AK 47) and just start shooting people.

Admittedly, it probably won't solve your internet problems, but it sure as hell will make you feel better.