I hate Mondays...

Originally posted by Katonah
Ya'll are all losers. Just go off the grid and forget Mondays. Why work for a living hating life? Get married, have nightmares called kids and then rue your very breath. You look at your wife and want to heave. Just don't do it. Sell everything and live without credit and cars and the baggage of a normal life. Monday wont be Monday anymore it will be what th ...[text shortened]... nd be original, or else tell your boss to kiss your smack and work 4 tens and screw Monday 😉-

Chicks like the free surfer skate board unattached dude. Chess is for losers who want to assume they are cool. Chicks hate that. Even if you have to get a penis extension get some surfer shorts, shave your body, grow the hair on your head, change your name to Matthew Mcconaughey and just be and let the babes come to you!!

Originally posted by Katonah
Chicks like the free surfer skate board unattached dude. Chess is for losers who want to assume they are cool. Chicks hate that. Even if you have to get a penis extension get some surfer shorts, shave your body, grow the hair on your head, change your name to Matthew Mcconaughey and just be and let the babes come to you!!

I am never bored (board) when I look into the mirror. There was a time when I looked into the mirror and wanted to get sick. I went to the doctor to complain and he said my eyesight was perfect 😉-