10 Nov 05
Originally posted by jimrulz1518Circle her with your head and shoulders hunched as if ready to pounce . Growl low and maintain steady eye contact(don't even blink) . Make sure the circle is getting smaller and smaller . When you're right behind her , stop growling and bury your nose in her hair at the nape of her neck . Make sure to sniff in and breath quite audibly . Whine and yip loudy , jump about excitedly , and throw yourself at her feet belly up .
Damn you all, IM TALKING ABOUT APROACHING A GIRL.......APROACHING damnit....how to play it cool and get her number
If it doesn't work the first time , keep trying . Girls can be dense sometimes and not understand your overtures .
10 Nov 05
Originally posted by jimrulz1518First you need to let her know that you have absolutely no respect for women at all - all you see is a pair of lumps in the front, and one in the back - nothing else really matters. Next tell her that you're two faced, and go after multiple women at the same time - I'm sure she won't mind sharing. Last, she needs to recognize that you have a brain, a penis, and only enough blood to supply one at a time (who knows? that might be a turn on).
Damn you all, IM TALKING ABOUT APROACHING A GIRL.......APROACHING damnit....how to play it cool and get her number
10 Nov 05
Originally posted by jimrulz1518Here's a really crazy idea.
Damn you all, IM TALKING ABOUT APROACHING A GIRL.......APROACHING damnit....how to play it cool and get her number
BE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!
And stop asking people on an internet chess site how to do that. After all, you see the results you will get. No one, and I do mean NO ONE, is going to answer this question seriously at all.
10 Nov 05
Originally posted by Remora91Young Remora already knows men so well. I'm impressed!
First you need to let her know that you have absolutely no respect for women at all - all you see is a pair of lumps in the front, and one in the back - nothing else really matters. Next tell her that you're two faced, and go after multiple women at the same time - I'm sure she won't mind sharing. Last, she needs to recognize that you have a brain, a penis, and only enough blood to supply one at a time (who knows? that might be a turn on).
10 Nov 05
Originally posted by Remora91Jesus H. Christ. Getting a phone number isn't the same as trying to bed her on the first night.
First you need to let her know that you have absolutely no respect for women at all - all you see is a pair of lumps in the front, and one in the back - nothing else really matters. Next tell her that you're two faced, and go after multiple women at the same time - I'm sure she won't mind sharing. Last, she needs to recognize that you have a brain, a penis, and only enough blood to supply one at a time (who knows? that might be a turn on).