Originally posted by wucky3"Don't break my heart,
Now, why would any human being willingly decide, of their own freewill, to wear the mullet? Well, let us not discount the many advantages of the hairstyle. It is widely known that the instance of the mullet in any given area is inversely proportional to average annual income. There is little to no maintenance required to preserve the mullet, and the costs ...[text shortened]... the barber's shop and tell him you're sick of lookin' like an asshole!
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"my achy-breaky heart"
"I just don't think you understand"
"cause if you break my heart"
"my ach-breaky heart, it just might up and kill this man"
Billy-Ray Cyrus circa 1992