I was attacked by a parrot today

Originally posted by buffalobill
Here's a true story. More than 20 years ago in the days of digital watches, some guy was canoeing in the Okavango Swamps in Botswana when his left arm got taken off at the elbow by a crocodile. When interviewed in hospital he joked: "That's the only crocodile in the world that goes beep-beep at 5 o'clock in the morning."

The croc in Peter Pan goes RING RING at 7 every morning...

Originally posted by shavixmir
I swear to God, it's like I'm cursed to be assaulted by every bloody beast that B*stard Noah saved!

There I am walking to the supermarket as happy as could be when I feel something nibbling at my ankles.
Now, seriously, nibbling wasn't quite the word, but I can assure you that I did stop; I did look and my first, my very first thought, was: "That ...[text shortened]... s.
Somebody please step forward and tell me this happens to other people all the time as well!

This is nothing. A colleague of mine got pecked right in the pupil of her by her favorite pet budgie. It's a dangerous world out there.