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I wish I owned cat. Do you wish you owned a cat?

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Originally posted by dominuslatrunculorum
I wish I owned cat. Do you wish you owned a cat?
I wish I owned a cat yesterday... I don't need one today.

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People who name thier cats Schrodinger piss me off.

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I'd like to name mine Bast, but somehow my cats never fit that picture. You can't own cats anyway, they own you.

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Originally posted by vivify
People who name thier cats Schrodinger piss me off.
Likewise with people who call The monster of Frankenstein "Frankenstein".

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Originally posted by Kewpie
I'd like to name mine Bast, but somehow my cats never fit that picture. You can't own cats anyway, they own you.
I own my can I trained it like a dog!

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Exactly. It actually never did that IRL.

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Originally posted by dominuslatrunculorum
I wish I owned cat. Do you wish you owned a cat?
In line with the way of the C21st world, and having cherished cats back in the 1970s to the point of making them feel complacent and loved like family members, I now have a more austere and results-driven regime involving something akin to zero-hour contracts with several cats by which they undertake to catch rats for me and eat them during the night hours. What do they get from the deal? Well, technically speaking the rats they eat ~ i.e. their sustenance ~ belong to me: not only do I provide them with work but I also provide them with food and shelter. One could say I'm offering them no chance of career development of course, but then again it's not my fault that they're cats.

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See this is why I come back to this website every now and then.

Now I have a hankering for Hammer films.

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My bird died. It's been tough.

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My cats eat birds on their days off.

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Originally posted by dominuslatrunculorum
I wish I owned cat. Do you wish you owned a cat?
So why don't you get a cat?

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