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It was pink, with a little red dot on it?? Was it yours?

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You want to make us believe that you actually have a sex life?

Nah... it was just a spin-off thread, right? 😛

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Originally posted by mikelom
It was pink, with a little red dot on it?? Was it yours?
Nope. My period ended about a week ago.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You want to make us believe that you actually have a sex life?

Nah... it was just a spin-off thread, right? 😛
It was neither.........now I'm sad 🙁

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Originally posted by mikelom
It was neither.........now I'm sad 🙁
No worries.

Ask Darvlay for advisory. I've heard he gets a lot of action.

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Originally posted by Seitse
No worries.

Ask Darvlay for advisory. I've heard he gets a lot of action.
He will next week.......it's ovulation time!

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Originally posted by Seitse
No worries.

Ask Darvlay for advisory. I've heard he gets a lot of action.
My secret is to tape a thousand dollar bill to my forehead whenever I leave the house.

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Originally posted by darvlay
My secret is to tape a thousand dollar bill to my forehead whenever I leave the house.
I thought it was the 'sex panther' fragrance... which I've heard it's illegal in more than 6 countries.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I thought it was the 'sex panther' fragrance... which I've heard it's illegal in more than 6 countries.
It's an interesting fact taht Fidel Castro was known to many women as a very attentive and exuberant lover. He would read women poetry from a book while making love to them, and he rarely ever removed his combat boots.

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's an interesting fact taht Fidel Castro was known to many women as a very attentive and exuberant lover. He would read women poetry from a book while making love to them, and he rarely ever removed his combat boots.
He made love to them? or he sat in his chair, keks down, reading - whilst they jumped up and down??........That aint making love to them, that's pure self lust??......

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Originally posted by Seitse
I thought it was the 'sex panther' fragrance... which I've heard it's illegal in more than 6 countries.
¿Dígame por favor, qué es una "pantera del sexo"? why is it illegal?

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Originally posted by darvlay
It's an interesting fact taht Fidel Castro was known to many women as a very attentive and exuberant lover. He would read women poetry from a book while making love to them, and he rarely ever removed his combat boots.
Hey, stinky feet are quite a menace!

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Originally posted by mikelom
¿Dígame por favor, qué es una "pantera del sexo"? why is it illegal?
Anchor Man. Will Ferrel.

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I wonder if Elton John woke up with a 'thong for guy'??

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Originally posted by mikelom
I wonder if Elton John woke up with a 'thong for guy'??
Do you mean... like... like... Elton John is... is... gay?!?!?!?! 😲

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