ianpickering limerick

Originally posted by ianpickering
Is that your best shot Shavixmir?
Did you write it whilst out on the beer?
Should I take offence
When it don't make no sense?
Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!!

Originally posted by rwingett
Ianpickering once
started some bad forum stunts
Slimjim got mad
but the rest of us had
declared they were both mental runts

There was an old man called Ian Pickering
He play chess but his tactics were sickening
Lost his queen to that knight fork pin again
Poor old Ian Pickering Begin again.........😉

The thread it great!
I mean, somebody started it too late.
Everybody's a poet
Even though they didn't know it
We'll never sleep again at this rate.

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
There was an old man called Ian Pickering
He play chess but his tactics were sickening
Lost his queen to that knight fork pin again
Poor old Ian Pickering Begin again.........😉

Originally posted by kirksey957
Hickory, Pickering, Dock
The forums designed to shock
From Bush the moron
To America, land of pions
It was Pickering
Sent home a' slithering.

ianpickering played chess with a horse.
it castled as a matter of course.
the horse kicked his ass
while passing some gas
acid just causes remorse...

Originally posted by Asher123
ianpickering played chess with a horse.
it castled as a matter of course.
the horse kicked his ass
while passing some gas
acid just causes remorse...

Originally posted by ianpickering
Do you know what a limerick is?
Even Rwingett's was better than this!
I don't think you knew
What you had to do
I think you should give it a miss

It is difficult
To rhyme Pickering with much
Let us avoid it.

(Sorry, more of a Haiku really)

Originally posted by ianpickering
Do you know what a limerick is?
Even Rwingett's was better than this!
I don't think you knew
What you had to do
I think you should give it a miss

so Ian was picking a ring
for his girlfriend- a fat little thing
the ring was too thin
and it snapped right in ten
so ian was saved from wedding..