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invigorate
Only 1 F in Uckfield

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Good call wuckyn - Great song

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The English Pirate

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...good reason to send Corsair half of my income.

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Moving on...

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Originally posted by invigorate
Good call wuckyn - Great song
Lol....great band.Not many people have heard of them..glad to know someone on here has 🙂

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... a machine that could transfer me from here to there in no time ...

I could have a pint with Rayn and Feivel in America, then I'd stop quickly by my god-child in Germany and wish her happy 2nd birthday before 'beaming' myself back to good old England to go shopping in Manchester with a certain some-one

How would that be ??

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
... a machine that could transfer me from here to there in no time ...

I could have a pint with Rayn and Feivel in America, then I'd stop quickly by my god-child in Germany and wish her happy 2nd birthday before 'beaming' myself back to good old England to go shopping in Manchester with a certain some-one

How would that be ??

who is a certain someone in manchester????

fred

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
who is a certain someone in manchester????

fred
You would wanna know, wouldn't you :-) ??

I give you a clue - It's not Skeeter !!

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Ming the Merciless

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I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain--Whoa!

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Originally posted by Wicked Witch
yaaa...
I am happy with what I have!!!🙄🙂😛😏😀
yay!

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a tropical island with my Alex

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
a tropical island with my Alex
whose Alex, your late husband ?

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
whose Alex, your late husband ?
no! my fiancee!

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Love gave me wings

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
no! my fiancee!
quick edit out an E or people will start adding 2 and 2 and making 5
I do it all the time as you know - reply soon
SirU
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Originally posted by SirUlrich
quick edit out an E or people will start adding 2 and 2 and making 5
I do it all the time as you know - reply soon
SirU
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Yeah I'm guessing Alex is short for Alexandra.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Yeah I'm guessing Alex is short for Alexandra.
OK. So I assume that I have a fiance? rather than a fiancee? 😛😀

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
OK. So I assume that I have a fiance? rather than a fiancee? 😛😀
It depends - did you edit out the first or second "e"? Alex's manhood could depend on this, think carefully before you answer
🙂

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