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Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by Russ
As Easy Jet lets kids on first before the normal land grab for the best seats, I once had a plan to solve the "window seat" argument - I gave them a window seat each. They then proceeded to need a pee every 5 minutes for the entire flight, disrupting the flight for 3 other people (+ me)

Never again, they can fight it out in future.
Hmm... think maybe I'll keep that anecdotal, Solomon type practical wisdom in mind
(and adopt it as the philosophical basis of my operating policy, if or when someday I own an interesting internet bulletin board or lively chess site general forum). Thanks, Russ.





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Children.

Stupid little people who don't pay rent.

A Unique Nickname

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Originally posted by homedepotov
Children.

Stupid little people who don't pay rent.
it's those stupid little people who'll be wiping your arse when you're a senile old fart living in an old peoples home unable to do anything for yourself.

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Originally posted by trev33
it's those stupid little people who'll be wiping your arse when you're a senile old fart living in an old peoples home unable to do anything for yourself.
Calm down, I was just being facetious.

You sure are strangely super-serious lately.

I thought anybody with a surreal little tale about tile creatures on their profile page would have a more relaxed, carefree, nonchalant attitude.

Apparently you enjoy patrolling the site for any and all "undesirables" who violate your delicate sensibilties too much to contribute anything creative or constructive.

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Originally posted by homedepotov
Calm down, I was just being facetious.

You sure are strangely super-serious lately.

I thought anybody with a surreal little tale about tile creatures on their profile page would have a more relaxed, carefree, nonchalant attitude.

Apparently you enjoy patrolling the site for any and all "undesirables" who violate your delicate sensibilties too much to contribute anything creative or constructive.
i think you have a point.

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Originally posted by trev33
i think you have a point.
Thanks.

Guess I thought I was being funny when I was really being pedophobic.

I should know better, being the product of a dysfunctional family.

No need for violins right now, thanks.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Only when I crossed my legs and it could be seen from below the miniskirt.
he said "wart", not "midget".

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Seitse
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Originally posted by zeeblebot
he said "wart", not "midget".
Ha! Zing 😛

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Originally posted by homedepotov
Thanks.

Guess I thought I was being funny when I was really being pedophobic.

I should know better, being the product of a dysfunctional family.

No need for violins right now, thanks.
Get a room you two. 😛

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Originally posted by Seitse
... do me a favor:

[b]do not travel by plane with your little monsters, unless they can behave


Travel by car, by bus, by boat, or do not travel at all until the little monster grows
up to be a so so civilized and well behaved human being.

I pay for a ticket in exchange for a comfortable, hassle-free transport. Hence:

1. I do not have to lis ...[text shortened]... o
obligation to be kind to the little monster.

Understood?

Thanks and have a nice day.[/b]
Well....any child under 3, really, should be expected to grow tired, grumpy, loud, hungry, excited at any moment and they cannot control it much.

That being said, my children have traveled well and always behaved. We have a standard they understood. Kids are kids. They are not predictable and you have to keep them occupied when they are young.

I agree with you, though, I always dread it when I see one coming on the airplane near my seat.

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I was so shy and introverted as a child, my first steps were backwards.

GRANNY.

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I was so shy and introverted as a child, my first steps were backwards.

GRANNY.

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I saw this monster on a plane one time:



GRANNY.

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Originally posted by Seitse
... do me a favor:

[b]do not travel by plane with your little monsters, unless they can behave


Travel by car, by bus, by boat, or do not travel at all until the little monster grows
up to be a so so civilized and well behaved human being.

I pay for a ticket in exchange for a comfortable, hassle-free transport. Hence:

1. I do not have to lis o
obligation to be kind to the little monster.

Understood?

Thanks and have a nice day.[/b]
ah Sr. Seitse, you were once a mokos and caca factory yourself. many people revert back to this in old age. I mean it couldn't hurt to be a little more tolerant to those around you.
Or not, like what am I thinking, I don't care for kids that much myself. 😕

Feliz Navidad

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