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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Who would it be?
All my neighbours, and their pets.

Then all people with dangerous opinions that might have a negative influence on the world.

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I'd take a day off.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Who would it be?
Most all managers.... especially senior management

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Doug Stanhope

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I would not murder anybody.

Love is the answer.

Peace for all.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Thatcher,
Bush,
republicans in general,
conservatives in general,
pro-lifers specifically,
creationists,
religious extremists of all cults,
people who watch reality TV programmes, Idols and soaps

Actually. I pretty much think a nuclear war is a good idea.
I'll second people who watch reality TV, Idols and soaps. Ill-educated morons living in a vaccum.
And those who voted for Kate Moss in a recent magazine poll entitled......wait for it.....
'Greatest Britons of all time'

Yep, stand aside Churchill, Darwin, Shakespere and Newton. I've just brought out my new perfume.......

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Any Sydney car driver who risks cyclists lives to get to work 5 seconds earlier. They really are a bunch of (insert offensive word here) on the roads over here, have already considered vigilante justice many times :0)

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Who would it be?
Trevor33. Oh, he's dead. My bad.

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I don't get it, why are people murdering like a vigilante? Choosing those most deserving of death for the good of the world? That's screwed up, killing anyone's a bad thing, but doing it like an apologist is worse still; there's no justification.

I don't want to be a murderer for a day, but if I was I'd murder a nice young innocent with the whole of their lives in front of them, or a father of three who is heading home to be with his children etc. because that's what murderers do.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I don't get it, why are people murdering like a vigilante? Choosing those most deserving of death for the good of the world? That's screwed up, killing anyone's a bad thing, but doing it like an apologist is worse still; there's no justification.

I don't want to be a murderer for a day, but if I was I'd murder a nice young innocent with the whole of ...[text shortened]... three who is heading home to be with his children etc. because that's what murderers do.
"That's what murderers do"? How do you know? Are criminals somehow protected from murder?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
"That's what murderers do"? How do you know? Are criminals somehow protected from murder?
Clearly not, my point is that murderers aren't good if they kill people in the name of the good. They're just murderers and it bothers me that people are so desensitized to the notion of killing that they can say they'd like to kill any particular person, for whatever reason.

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If I absolutely have to be a murderer, then I would pick the Zodiac killer. He wrote letters to manipulate major newpapers and he had them print his coded messages on their front pages. He wrote such gems as this:

I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERIENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE
EBEORIETEMETHHPITO

And he is still at large.

My second choice would be Ted Bundy, who got the chair, which I think is better than getting a 6 life sentences like David Berkowitz or having a stinking pile of dead homosexual teenagers under my house like John Wayne Gacy.

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Did I just kill this thread?


edit: no I didn't. I'll let you off with a WARNING YOU GELATINOUS CUDDLES OF BLOOD AND BONE.

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