if you were invincible

@suzianne said
Whoosh!

Hahahahahahahaha!

This thread is truly one of the funniest things I've seen in the General Forum in a long, long time.

Sorry, 'Pee Wee'.



Bwahahahahahaha!

You find all this funny?

@divegeester said
Pretty good going considering you rarely, if ever, demonstrate that you have a sense of humour.

Not demonstrating is not the same as not having.

Just so you know.

@drewnogal said
You find all this funny?

It's actually quite hysterical!

All you Brits are such freaking sticks in the mud.

Aren't you two Puritans up kinda late? Oh, wait, it's only late here in the States. It must be nearing midday over there.

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He knows exactly what you and I mean.

He's just being FMF.

The whole "What? What?" nonsense is just delaying until he thinks of something to say, but in this thread he never really gets all the way there.

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Just bumping this because it was solid truth no matter who doesn't like to hear it.

Hint: Just hit the "Original" button down there to read the entire post.

@suzianne said
It's actually quite hysterical!

All you Brits are such freaking sticks in the mud.

Aren't you two Puritans up kinda late? Oh, wait, it's only late here in the States. It must be nearing midday over there.

It's not any relationship with "puritanism" that makes the sexual insults attempted by Duchess64 and you so clunky and prurient.

Your sense of humour, and your resort to blather about men not being able "to keep it up" or ejaculating too quickly, when nobody brought this up, makes you sound juvenile.

You were, after all, responding to my post which had no sexual content or innuendo whatsoever.

And - at the end - for Duchess64 to be trying to frame me supposedly not understanding what she really meant as a form of harassment, and for her to try to frame it all as her somehow rejecting my supposed sexual advances, is comedy gold.

I hope this thread doesn't get deleted.

@lemondrop said
what would you like to experience?
I would like to travel to the center of a black hole

I misread "invisible" and thought I'd find interesting reading material...itw as strange first, but then I realized my error.

If I was invincible wouldI be victoriuos against my reading failures?

@divegeester said
You and duchess64 railing on about erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation and “wham bam thank you ma’am” has been quite startling actually.

We won't invite you to "Ladies' Night Out" then.

You for sure wouldn't be able to handle that.

Reality, it's not nearly as scary as you think.

It's always the men who cave first. I think it's an act, it has to be.

@fmf said
It's not any relationship with "puritanism" that makes the sexual insults attempted by Duchess64 and you so clunky and prurient.

Your sense of humour, and your resort to blather about men not being able "to keep it up" or ejaculating too quickly, when nobody brought this up, makes you sound juvenile.

You were, after all, responding to my post which had no sexual content o ...[text shortened]... w rejecting my supposed sexual advances, is comedy gold.

I hope this thread doesn't get deleted.

Just keep trying, it still might.

Sorry, 'Pee-Wee', you're not my daddy.

Comedy gold? Is this how you react to comedy? Don't be such a crybaby.

@suzianne said
Comedy gold? Is this how you react to comedy? Don't be such a crybaby.

Yes. This has been a nadir of preposterousness for Duchess64. There is no "crybaby" aspect. This thread has been hilarious and revealing. You simply do not seem to comprehend how ludicrous the things Duchess64 has said to me are. It's really funny.

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OMG, a more permissive society, oh how horrible!

Why is it that blood and guts is permitted and yet frank talk about sex is not?

Britain's "moral standards". I suppose it's okay to suppress people around the world, but talking about orgasms or menstruation? OMG!

@fmf said
Yes. This has been a nadir of preposterousness for Duchess64. There is no "crybaby" aspect. This thread has been hilarious and revealing. You simply do not seem to comprehend how ludicrous the things Duchess64 has said to me are. It's really funny.

She has been more right, and more "dead on the stick" in this thread than others.

That you label this as "ludicrous" shows how butt-hurt you are over her comments.

And that, "Pee-Wee", is her entire point. You're being more mule-headed than usual if you cannot see that. I'll say it again, stop being such a crybaby.

@suzianne said
We won't invite you to "Ladies' Night Out" then.

What you might or might not say on your "Ladies' Night Out" is one thing, but attempted sexual slurs on a public forum ~ attempted by two people with as much animosity as you too have ~ just seems so adolescent and cheap. And laughable.