25 Jan 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI am glad to see HoH back. I was sorry that the other thread was deleted as well.
Lennie, I never offered you gay porn. For the most part we're talking about high quality, hardcore porn ranging from hot asian beauties to lesbian shower scenes and DVDA. Hot!
I'm sorry to hear that you don't look at porn... what a waste of the internet. I'm begining to think you can't be helped, however, if you subscribe now, I'll sign you up ...[text shortened]... we'll through in the first month's membership fee (another astounding $5.99 value).
HoH was in rare form.
By the way, REC!
25 Jan 07
Originally posted by JohnLennonForeverWell, I'm glad your imagination serves you so well, you're a lucky man. Personally, I find, as I get older, I need something visual to get me started.
I DON'T LOOK AT PORN!!! I'm not that desperate unlike some of you.
Most recently, I've found myself heavily absobed by French and Asian porn. Those hot French women are just nasty and the Asian women are petite and exotic in a wahy that instantly makes my pants tight. Plus, with French and Asian porn you are far less likely to stumbled across a scene with Ron Jeremy in it. Nobody wants to see his hairy nakedness in all it's glory.
25 Jan 07
Originally posted by Hand of HecateHoH,
Plus, with French and Asian porn you are far less likely to stumbled across a scene with Ron Jeremy in it. Nobody wants to see his hairy nakedness in all it's glory.
Let's not jump to conclusions here.
Though you (and I) may enjoy the hot Asian and French women, others *cough* JohnLennonForever *cough* may enjoy Ron Jeremy.
25 Jan 07
Originally posted by stockenThe man is nastiness personified... the very epitome of hairy schlonginess... this may be great for good ol'Lennie, but, damn it I don't ever want to see that fat SOB contaminating an otherwise great girl on girl scene again. If I wanted fat dudes in my porn I'd instal some mirrors in my bedroom or invest in a camcorder.
Ron Jeremy is the king, you backwater heathens! 😠
25 Jan 07
Originally posted by NordlysDon't make me break my foot off in your Cello, Noodles. We're trying to educate your little buddy Lennie and your interference is not appreciated. Unless you have something constructive to add, please don't add anything at all.
The correct pronunciation is "[b]Tedious and Predictable".[/b]